New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. show us your tits love

   By KrangkaDelic, May 17, 2016
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2. Brought to you in part by "The Part Bringers". Arbitrarily bringing random parts of non-specific objects to strangers since 1926.

   By CaptPukeFish, May 17, 2016
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3. As long as I'm seriously fucked by midnight, it's cool.

   By GrantArmstrong, May 17, 2016
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4. We're snapchatting! We're snapchatting! We're snapchatting!

   By CodyTidmore, May 17, 2016
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5. Fade in. Smash Cut. High Five. Freeze Frame.

   By Rowdy I, May 18, 2016
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6. PARDON, please, the aforementioned falsely-foisted fifth dimension, and though you sneer at my inflection, I am not a cassowary.

   By Connor the Fray, May 18, 2016
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7. No time tonight. EVERYBODY'S MAMA!!

   By greazey_bob, May 17, 2016
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8. The Cowboys get a touch down! And I don't mean a gradually gloomier gang of gauchos.

   By Freddy Raccoon, May 17, 2016
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9. Welcome to The Jungle Book, narrated by Axl Rose. Chapter One: Hey where's my bandana? Axl we're recording. Where's my motherfucking bandana bitch!

   By Shampoodler, May 17, 2016
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10. Let me check my phone for a catchphrase. Just kidding, I'm sending dick pics.

    By Shampoodler, May 17, 2016
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11. If a camel is a horse designed by a committee, who's responsible for the platypus?

    By teedle, May 17, 2016
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12. bunga bunga: dick party down undah!

    By KrangkaDelic, May 17, 2016
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13. You are NOT welcome to Comedy Bang Bang!

    By teedle, May 17, 2016
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14. Dwayne "The Overstock" Dot-Comson says it doesn't matter how many are left in stock

    By teedle, May 17, 2016
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15. "Despite all my words I am still just a slave to my turds"? Uggggg. Thanks to.. Vice President Joe Biden for that catchphrase submission!? Wow!

    By Shampoodler, May 18, 2016
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16. I'm banned from Shakespeare in the Park 'cause I shook beer on my pork.

    By Shampoodler, May 18, 2016
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17. lay apart the burrowed glory holes

    By KrangkaDelic, May 18, 2016
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18. Tha tighin nong, nong, nong

    By KrangkaDelic, May 18, 2016
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19. catch my phrase on your arm with a fountain pen

    By KrangkaDelic, May 18, 2016
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20. scaramanga's turd nipple's bonded to reality by the thinnest of rosin

    By KrangkaDelic, May 18, 2016
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21. i'll tuck me fuck up square in your gut.

    By KrangkaDelic, May 18, 2016
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22. see so: manage me dough

    By KrangkaDelic, May 18, 2016
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23. Your infertile girtle isn't a hurtle but your turtle named Myrtle is.

    By oshoney, May 18, 2016
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24. All my ex-wives break out in sex hives.

    By CaseyStimpson, May 18, 2016
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25. This is not your grandparents' torture-porn.

    By CaptPukeFish, May 18, 2016
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