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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. This might sound tasteless, but beige gruel, it's what's for dinner.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  2. Remember the Alamo. Remember the Titans. It's 5 card stud, there ain't no buy-ins.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 178 views

  3. You can't spell extraordinary without... looking it up on dictionary.com because the internet has ruined your ability to spell.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 165 views

  4. Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm Fat Bastard, lemme eat ya baby

    By StopEatingBees,
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  5. Piss responsibly

    By Fabian Flutternuts,
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  6. The Phantom of the Opra . Win free tickets if you call now!

    By Facelist,
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  7. You can't spell "Earwolf podcast" without scatplow fedora

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 181 views

  8. Jack be nimble Jack be quick. Jack be no dull boy.

    By Facelist,
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  9. Pinch me, I must be dreaming.... wait, don't stop - I'm close to creaming!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  10. A patient accused me of improperly amputating his asscheeks, so I offered a rebuttal

    By StopEatingBees,
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  11. I appreciate you sharing your political views. I’ll be sure to mail you a “Thank You” note and a pipe bomb.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  12. Motorcycle shoes are better than regular shoes cause they go ‘Vroom Vroom!’

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  13. Dr. Frankenstein molested me when I was 9. But sure, HE'S not the monster.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  14. I guess "you look like a million pounds" is only a compliment in Britain

    By StopEatingBees,
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  15. Your DUI will be tried by a jury of your beers

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  16. You said that you think that we should hire a decorator. I agree: you DO think that.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 178 views

  17. Sadly, Batman was the COVID-19 outbreak monkey all along.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  18. Shit me once, shame on you. Shit me twice, oh terrific... now I've got a fetish for poo.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  19. Being Marxist was no fun, so now, I'm a total MAXXINISTA!!!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  20. Let's, you and me, make some outhouse origami, while we shit together & fondly remember our mommy.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  21. Look ma! I jus bowled muh credit score: 300!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  22. There’s nothing better to be than relentless. Although, unrelenting is pretty good too.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  23. When you're reincarnated as one of the worms that eats your own dead body, that's amoré

    By StopEatingBees,
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  24. I love poppin' off, poppin' corn, and poppin' cherries!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 165 views

  25. Well... I, for one, WAS born yesterday, so goo goo ga ga me want milky.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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