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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Much like flammable and inflammable, hospitable and inhospitable are both words that I never use.

    By SideofMcG,
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  2. As the old saying goes, let Peeping Toms spy.

    By SideofMcG,
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  3. Spray Cheese but for hemorrhoids. Preparation Halloumi.

    By SideofMcG,
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  4. What do you get when you cross a giraffe with an elephant? An example of genetic experimentation gone too far. Scientists shouldn't play God.

    By SideofMcG,
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  5. What did the Catholic say after surviving a fall from a 50 storey window? "I'm in complete agony, please kill me, I don't want to live."

    By SideofMcG,
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  6. Whoever you are and whatever you did - it's in the past. Today is the first day of the rest of your life. Penis penis penis penis penis penis penis pe

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  7. Gentlemen, Phil Collins has breached the perimeter again, fall back to the Genesis Panic Room.

    By SideofMcG,
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  8. Don't cry over spilled milk? When you start doing the grocery shopping, young man, you can drop kick all the milk you want! Until then stop it, Andre!

    By SevenDollarsWorthofHoobastank,
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  9. Teddy Ruxpin's sexy husband tickled freckled ducks with dust bins while little Freddy's fritters made a ruckus just for Ruxin.

    By SeanCook,   
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  10. today's show has been cancelled

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  11. top drawer fella!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. I pledge allegiance, I pledge nightstands, I pledge dressers, I pledge picture frames. When I start dusting, I pledge everything!

    By Mister Malaka,
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  13. He died doing what he loved, leaving an upper decker. We can take solace in that.

    By Shampoodler,
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  14. If it takes one to know one, how many does it take two to know?

    By RigatoniJP,
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  15. Paul AF Tompkins (Paul as fuck Tompkins)

    By RigatoniJP,
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  16. That's just the tip of the iceberg....but, to be honest the rest of the iceberg looks pretty much the same.

    By RigatoniJP,
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  17. Sans Horatio

    By RigatoniJP,
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  18. Dads and grads? More like deadbeats and dropouts.

    By RigatoniJP,
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  19. "No shit, Sherlock"....."Indeed, Watson, I've recently had Colon Hydrotherapy"

    By RigatoniJP,
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  20. I may not be much on the eyes, but I'm a pigs in the blanket.

    By timb,
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  21. There was a born leader who killed all his followers, now lives in a cave with the Waylons & Wallowers. Real nice folk

    By greazey_bob,
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  22. Is the children's song "Skip to My Lou" about Lou Grant?

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  23. That anagram was almost wordplay, but there's only one "A" in "Team", Murdock.

    By ArchdukeJFranz,
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  24. Hell yeah, she was a great layer cake. Ms. Pastrypants was delicious!

    By ArchdukeJFranz,
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  25. I tried to cash that checkered flag, but the bank doesn't take bronze!

    By ArchdukeJFranz,
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