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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I ordered the soup de jour, but they brought me a “soup” Jor El

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  2. Well toss a weiner in my beer mug and call me Frankenstein!

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 422 views

  3. Today is the first day of the rest of your wife, may she rest in peace

    By LesterPipps,
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    • 278 views

  4. Sir, this is an Arby’s drive-thru, and the “fart soup,” as you call it, is au jus.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  5. The vegan vampire at my blood orange.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  6. 'Taint a taint to put it quaint, a butthole's not congreuent: a taint will stay the same old size, an anus you can grew it.

    By TheloniousThicc,
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  7. I’m not sure who needs to hear this, but Brenda, I ran over your dog

    By Kevllis,
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  8. Doo Doo, a Poo Poo, a Female Poo Poo, It's Coomidy Boo Boo, It's Comedy Bang Bang!

    By Profether Forthkin,
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    • 239 views

  9. Away in a manger, no hay for a bed, that nice young man Jesus was giving me a tuggy

    By Profether Forthkin,
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    • 283 views

  10. I'll never leave your pizza burnin', my memory's bad but what's that burning smell?

    By Profether Forthkin,
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    • 301 views

  11. Now that's what I call "Charlie." Oh, hey Charlie, I didn't see you there!

    By Profether Forthkin,
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    • 238 views

  12. I point to myself and say "Das, en, Das is mein buttholzer, ya mama dear"

    By Profether Forthkin,
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    • 232 views

  13. Tell your mother I’ll always love her.

    By Boob Seger,
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  14. My bologna has a very long Slavic patronym, it’s R O Z H D E S T V E N S K I J A M O V O V I C H

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. The greatest dynasty baseball trade I’ve ever made: (Yep, it’s come to this)

    By Kevllis,
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    • 217 views

  16. I don't know about that, but I certainly don't think Epstein thrilled himself!

    By Profether Forthkin,
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    • 207 views

  17. and the dragon will come when it hears the drum, at a titty a titty a titty or two

    By Profether Forthkin,
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    • 222 views

  18. I wanna know what love is. I want you to show me your ding dong and ping pong balls

    By Profether Forthkin,
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    • 217 views

  19. With hairplugs like these, who needs to open a plug bag, I'm also a customer

    By Profether Forthkin,
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    • 225 views

  20. Mantzoukas, Mantzoukas, Let Jason come all over my big stinky feet, daddy

    By Profether Forthkin,
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    • 234 views

  21. Two if by pink, one if by stink - The British are coming! The British are coming!

    By Profether Forthkin,
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    • 210 views

  22. One singular sclerosis! Every little step she takes, ow!

    By Profether Forthkin,
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    • 239 views

  23. Gotta get that snip-snip so you don't gotta worry about that drip-drip from your tip-tip

    By Profether Forthkin,
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    • 258 views

  24. Ohhh, I thought you were going to say the earth is FLATUENT. That would actually make more sense

    By Turtleshark,
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    • 210 views

  25. If Yoda did a yolo would Chewie go solo?

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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    • 325 views
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