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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. An open can is not a metaphor.

    By JosephSchmo,   
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  2. Everyone's a Critic in a world populated by only Jon Lovitzes.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  3. Zebras aren't the referees of the jungle, believe me I've tried.

    By KristophShapercutter,
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  4. Na na, papa, pleaze find wata, before I shit-fart-a.

    By KristophShapercutter,
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  5. It's raining, it's pouring, it's flooding, no one's helping, George Bush doesn't care about black people.

    By HoleSurfButters69baby,
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  6. Eskimos have a hundred different ways to compliment Jon Snow's sexy hair.

    By Shampoodler,
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  7. Thot capital is where I want to invest my hard earned capital

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  8. no artificial Colorados or Flavour flavs

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  9. improv comedians are terrible, I prefer the comedians who just make stuff up on the spot

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  10. All sperm donors have the same blood type: engorged.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  11. Always kick off the workday with a hot cuppa joe and a quick bump of bang bang off your keyboard.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  12. No, wait, hear me out man....What if God WAS just a stranger on a bus?!

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  13. I'm sorry, but I don't have time to kick your ass right now

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  14. Please stop

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  15. Today I fucked Up. The Pixar movie. The hole in the middle of the DVD was a perfect fit

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  16. You butter be careful; there's no margarine for error.

    By GrantArmstrong,
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  17. palamrop

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  18. Neil Simon & Schuster can suck my big ole Punky Brewster

    By greazey_bob,   
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  19. issuance. fortitude. Quigley.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  20. Forget everything you think you know and you'll be on a one-way ticket to Amnesia-ville, baby!

    By Pure Guava,
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  21. I never used to curse the bags under my eyes until the airlines started charging so much for a second carry-on

    By Pure Guava,
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  22. I spit hot fire on all the suckas, for I am Hephaestus, God of Fire and thou hast angered thee

    By Pure Guava,
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  23. As I lay upon my deathbed, I stare unto the face of God and ask him 1 question: Why didn't more people call their poops "Cocoa pebbles" ??

    By Pure Guava,
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  24. I hereby sentence myself to a lifetime of being a radical dude for the crime of murdering 'dat puss.

    By Shampoodler,
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  25. Tonight's forecast: cloudy with a chance of meatballs...if my wife gets off her lazy ass and cooks me a meal for once.

    By Mister Malaka,
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