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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. "That's a low blow" said the man standing in a hole getting head

    By Pure Guava,
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  2. In the words of the great William Scarface, The world's a stage, and I just want to fuck it."

    By PfukkinR,
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    • 490 views

  3. My other catchphrase is a Wildean one liner

    By SideofMcG,
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  4. Let's have a brief discussion about psychosis. It's crazy yall!!

    By greazey_bob,   
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  5. What's up, hot hog?

    By Smozi,
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  6. I'm a big Dire Straits fan, love the new flyer for Space Jam, but right now I got a bad case of the diarrhea shakes man!

    By greazey_bob,
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  7. My wife is pregnant and I gotta admit, I'm hoping for somebody who self-identifies as a boy

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  8. the poop falls out my butt. it's made from poopy stuff. don't frown - it's brown; both ends are round: I cannot praise poop enough.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  9. Attention ladies: yes, the rumors are true - Microsoft is buying LinkedIn for $26 billion in cash, a 50% premium on current share prices!

    By Smozi,
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    • 430 views

  10. If you booed the snood of this rude tude dude you best be shooed for tis of violence I allude

    By Smozi,
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    • 415 views

  11. I'm didn't say I wouldn't produce the synoptic coptic dystopic myopic biopic, sir

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. Please, just call me Jon. Mr. Snow is my father's...actually never mind, you can call me Mr. Snow.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  13. When I asked the party planners what flavours Donkey Punch came in, they left immediately.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  14. Jurassic Park was in the jungle, right? Now that's what I call a real: 'steam' park!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  15. I treasure the pleasure of taking your measure.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  16. A young mind is like a sponge, looking to soak up all that puss.....

    By Charcoal City,
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  17. This antacid is terrible. More like Pepto-Absymal! Take that Procter & Gamble! Welcome to CBB with our new sponsor... Procter & Gamble...fucksticks!

    By SideofMcG,
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  18. I'm Beef Lard, the Leaf Bard, and I'm here to sing every single Meat Loaf song and eat an undressed House Salad.

    By SeanThunderdreams,
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  19. Better to have an ace in the hole than a hole in your ace. Everybody's font of those and they all stink

    By BenWintermute,
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  20. The phrase fair and square is offensive. What about circles and carnivals, do their rights not matter?

    By BlartPaulMallFart,
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  21. Humor is the lesser of two Evel Knievel personality traits, right behind courage & big hairy balls.

    By greazey_bob,   
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  22. Don't eat what you shit

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  23. maybe the corn guy died. you never know!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  24. know a man pay top dollar for the hole-rakings of a lady like that

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  25. I now pronounce you birdhusband and birdwife, you may throw up in the bride's mouth.

    By Shampoodler,
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