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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Ever notice that "no tips" spelled backwards is "spit on"?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  2. My therapist told me I should try harder to listen to people, or some shit like that.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  3. You will die alone with an untouched boner and the bluest of balls

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  4. let's all go to the potty and get ourselves a treat

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  5. A mushroom in my bedroom, a morel in my hotel, and a truffle in my duffle. I guess you'd call me a fun ... person.

    By EricWeaver,
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  6. You sold your feet to buy me sunglasses? But I sold my eyeballs to buy you roller skates! A classic O'Henry sitch!

    By EricWeaver,
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  7. Elvis Costello was a hero to most but he never meant shit to Nieve.

    By EricWeaver,
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  8. I knew You Don't Know Jack. You Don't Know Jack was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no You Don't Know Jack.

    By EricWeaver,
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  9. It doesn't look like my leftover pizza- it doesn't smell like my leftover pizza- it doesn't taste like my leftover pizza- Greg I ate ur chicken burger

    By TRb,
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  10. fragrant gnomic lonely ponies lick my ass then proceed to blow me

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. No more shampoo for these lovely locks. From now on its the genuine article or nothing at all.

    By ChristopherLeeFroehler,   
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  12. Keep your friends like you keep your socks... Argyle-patterned and neatly organized based on the percentage of synthetic materials.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  13. how often you get the chance to bathe with your sexy aunt? right? it's always that other ugly bitch!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. Once, twice, three times a lady, twice a man, equals four sexual reassignment surgeries after being born a beautiful baby girl.

    By ryaneffinsteele,
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  15. I've seen fire and I've seen rain, dear god help us it's raining fire.

    By ryaneffinsteele,
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  16. If you had your appendix taken out, then I better not see one in your autobiography.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  17. cock oligarchs on that sex dick liquid met they match with this hex-sick slick kid

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  18. Sometimes when a mommy and a mailman love each other very much, you and your dad have to just move on. Now get in the fucking car, Billy.

    By Shampoodler,
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  19. Welcome back to MTV radio, playing your favorite videos for your auditory amusement.

    By MayorJuana,   
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  20. saucy gutter trash whorebag sex urchins of the world: unite and take over

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 288 views

  21. You miss 100% of the shots you don't make

    By HoleSurfButters69baby,
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  22. Nigerian Prince have tooken over. Fresh Grammar laws are enact. Please, money to website.

    By Frenchfries,
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  23. With a spring in my step, anticipation in my heart, and a stone in my kidney, I could be the new Cavity Sam for the board game Operation

    By Charcoal City,
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    • 556 views

  24. I've heard of a catch phrase but catching the plague? That's never going to catch on.

    By SideofMcG,
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  25. I came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'll all of out ass tokens, can I borrow some for the machine mister, please?

    By SideofMcG,
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