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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Poor Farmer King, all the time he spent building that scarecrow only to have it steal his own wife away from him.

    By SideofMcG,
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  2. An eye for an eye leaves the whole world in an equitable if ultimately pointless barter system.

    By SideofMcG,
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  3. I feel bad for snakes, they'll never know the pleasure and comfort one feels whilst wearing ass-less chaps.

    By Pure Guava,
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  4. There is no beauty in this

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  5. Remember kids, always go hard in the paint, and soft on the taint.

    By LordOfTheLemon,
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  6. Chicken soup for the soul is a big waste of food, just passes right through it and spills all over the floor. Soul ain't got no mouth.

    By Pure Guava,
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  7. All bears are gummy once you remove their fur, teeth, and skeletons.

    By Pure Guava,
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  8. Yeah, the Rock's Plymouth landed on us! Guys, please call me Dwayne, sorry I fast & furious'd all over your automobile

    By greazey_bob,
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  9. Mares eat oats and does eat oats, but little lamb? A little mint sauce? That’s what Scotty likes!

    By fox the size of a guinea pig,
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  10. Some people call it purple rain but I just think the grimace was cumming again.

    By googergieger,
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  11. Make America Ferrara less great again. She's making me look bad.

    By googergieger,
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  12. Contrary to unpopular belief Abraham Lincoln was never not made of sentient toadstools.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  13. The KKK will only use bird manure for their gardens.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  14. I was preserving jams and accidentally bought Manson jars, Fortunately my jams are made for the Beautiful People.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  15. I have plenty of STD's. (Sexually Delightful Techniques)

    By JordanMaywood,
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  16. Soup feels like a waste of time.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  17. You hear about the new HBO period piece about music and an evil jousting knight? I bet it will have Sex & Violence & Sax & Violins & a Saxon Vile Lanc

    By JordanMaywood,
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  18. "This is actually a pretty common problem," said the computer repairman as he removed the farmer from my Dell

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  19. it's the next best thing since muscle wrestling debra messing & uncle jesse. aka pelvic pressing the elven chess team

    By greazey_bob,
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  20. The purse of the jaded whore peon reeks of eewwww.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  21. Sweaty thighs will tell no lies, but yogurt's never failed me.

    By Shampoodler,
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  22. Popstar stole our catchphrases!!!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  23. Katy Perry is Twitter's most followed person but I'M still most followed in Claire's at the mall. You don't need a daughter to browse, Officer Blart

    By Edward James Almost,
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  24. Don't judge a book by its cover, unless it's got a title or a picture on there, those can be pretty indicative of content.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  25. Hey, Ball-game attendee, Cracker jacks have peanuts in them, you only need one snack. Now get back to shaming the home team for their loss.

    By Edward James Almost,
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