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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I am able to replicate the poop of any animal. I am a real shapshitter.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  2. You know it's a bad sign that the bees are disappearing when they had to change their name to "urt's ees."

    By JordanMaywood,
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    • 501 views

  3. Wild horse could not keep me away but trained horses specifically bred to keep me away likely could...

    By JordanMaywood,
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    • 356 views

  4. I use my guitar pick for mining sweet sweet tune ore bro!

    By JordanMaywood,
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  5. My mind's telling me no, but my body is also telling me no.

    By googergieger,
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  6. Fun fact: Filming the waterslide scene in The Goonies was so exciting, Corey Feldman almost blew Chunk

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  7. If Peter Piper picked as many peppers as the number of times I've slicked my pickle to the thought of Don Rickles, then well he's set

    By EvanMatthewHodge,
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  8. republican or republicant

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  9. I've heard of wiping down the equipment after use, but cant we just cuddle for a few minutes first?

    By ChazFremontIII,   
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  10. I'm a real social butterfly and you'd all see that if you'd stop running out of the room when I emerge from my chrysalis at the end of my pupal stage.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  11. Plop Plop, Fizz Fizz... That can't be good. Honey, You'd better call my gastroenterologist.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  12. I've developed an Asian robot to do all my hard math problems. I call it "The Problem-Matic".

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  13. A wise man once said, "Welcome to the world! Here's some myrrh."

    By ChazFremontIII,   
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  14. I once met a man from Nantucket. His name was Richard and he was kind of a dick.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  15. Roses are red. Violets are blue. So are my balls.

    By DanielLewisCupps,
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  16. I don't discuss religion or politics at the dinner table. Mostly because the illuminati won't let me have company and the Jews stole my table.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  17. If you're listening to this catchphrase, I have nine important words for you: You have just wasted several seconds of your life.

    By krundled,
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  18. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure, so what can I get for 37 cents?

    By krundled,
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  19. Why did we think giving manatees the keys to the blimp was a good idea, oh the manateemanity!

    By Shampoodler,
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  20. cans of whoop ass stacked 5 high and 8 deep, whole lotta whoop ass. Lost the can opener though

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  21. They call me mellow yellow, I'm addicted to tranquilizers and suffer from severe jaundice

    By Pure Guava,
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  22. I've never had a problem with my bicycle. Spokes too soon.

    By Mister Malaka,   
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  23. Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none - but if someone tries to cheat at cards, shoot them with your gun.

    By krundled,
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    • 336 views

  24. In school they called me the make-out king because I was the King of England and liked to make out with girls. My school was filled with a bunch of

    By Pure Guava,
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  25. Better three hours too soon than a minute too late especially if you're using the pullout method.

    By krundled,
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