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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. With more determination and poise than ever, destined for greatness, Sisqo released his new comeback single, "Asscrack Track"

    By Mister Malaka,
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  2. I'm a fig span of boonerisms.

    By JacobCorona,
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  3. they're honoring my simpsons tumblr posts with a gold frilled meds prescription!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  4. The Wolfman can't sing karaoke, but he sure can cut a rug.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  5. "Why does everyone laugh when I mention hog warts!?", yelled the incredulous Dr. Pol.

    By Shampoodler,
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  6. If a maintenance worker is holding a door open while he fixes it, should you say "thank you" when you pass through?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  7. I pee sitting down, but I poop standing up

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  8. Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at suppertime. If we ration it out right this pizza could feed our poverty-stricken family for weeks

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  9. This shirt seems tailored for a hunch, and the pants won't stay up without assistance. These are fit for a Larry King.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  10. Welcome to The Hotel California at Orlando. Its basically the same but the humidity, ugh, forget about it.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  11. Somebody left an outdated video game system on my doorstep. Free Wii Herman strikes again!

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  12. Business in the front and party in the back. Now once you're all seated, we can begin this memorial service for Rick, the business casual party clown.

    By Yoda Has No Genitals,
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  13. It's PROFESSOR Princess Peach now, Bowser

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  14. Salutations Emperor Wonk and welcome to the Default Cosmos.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  15. I think my ceiling fan is made from alien ship parts, but that's just a crazy fan theory

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  16. When Dwayne Johnson proposes in Baghdad, one lucky lady is getting a rock from the rock in Iraq.

    By MosesAaronGoldfarb,
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  17. As the leaves change & fall to the ground I'm reminded of the cycle of life,the imminence of death,& how good it feels to fuck a warmed-up pumpkin pie

    By Pure Guava,
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  18. This land is your land, this land is my land. Our parents died without a will so we are going to have to let the lawyers figure this mess out.

    By Pure Guava,
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  19. The jizz wizard shoots a white blizzard out of his magical staff. Gross.

    By Pure Guava,
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  20. Every time I watch The Force Awakens I have to resist the urge to Rogue One out.

    By Shampoodler,
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  21. Call me crazy, but never call me "Crazy Butt".

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  22. The best-laid plans of mice and men, often go awry. Usually it's the mice, and they're all like, "Oh my god, was that tonight? I forgot we had plans."

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  23. Day 323 in the Hunt for Red October. Resources are dwindling. Many good men have fallen. Why did we start this mission in November?

    By Mister Malaka,
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  24. Listen to the doctor who only spays and neuters underprivileged pets, "If it ain't broke, don't fix it"

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  25. Welcome to The Weasel's Totally Tubular Drive-Thru Fertility Clinic, be a broseph and blast your dork sauce into this radical receptacle buuuud-dyyy.

    By Shampoodler,
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