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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The highway's jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive, and I'm pretty sure the guy in the car next to me is jerking off.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  2. Life is just a rat race towards death, and we're all just trying to cum on as many rats as possible before they make it to the finish line. Amen.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  3. Hey Siri, did Marcel Marceau ever use air quotes?

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  4. When I first got a grip of the grip's big whip, I dared not touch my lips to their strip! Was I ready? Ready to sip? That premature, grip-whip-drip.

    By Frenchfries,
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  5. the war before you is radically divided: on the one hand it's equal, on the other - two-sided

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. We had three monkeys podcasting to infinity hoping to get a decent audio version of Hamlet, but instead we got this.

    By dirtyvicar,
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  7. Now with more pumpkin spice.

    By dirtyvicar,
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  8. Special thanks to our new sponsor, the NRA. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang.

    By dirtyvicar,
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  9. Suddenly, Susan struck a match and lit her Friends, Will and Grace, Under Fire.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  10. I never write checks my butt can't cash, but I regularly take money from ATMs and stuff it up my ass.

    By lilgaryunger,
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  11. Orange you glad I didn't say aren't you glad.

    By Frenchfries,
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  12. Dammit, Elaine! I swear to you that I shall lose 100 pounds this year or my name isn't Tubby McFathead!

    By chunkybutternopeanuts,
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  13. The wheels on the bus went round and round....including the steering wheel...I lost control...late at night, I still hear the children sing.

    By Frenchfries,
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  14. Mr. De Niro, can you confirm the original title of Awakenings was Woke As Fuck?

    By Shampoodler,
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  15. If a 10 ton box the size of a minifridge kills the both of us, to die by your side, well the podcast the privilege is mine

    By LiamAstley,
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  16. The CBB New Catchphrase Suggestions forum, providing a voice for amateur comedians without a Twitter account for over 5 years.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  17. Well congratulations people. Thanks to your incessant shouting, all John Jacob Jingleheimer-Schmidts are now deaf.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  18. "My name is Siri. I live on your second phone."

    By SideofMcG,
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  19. Horton Hears a Hordor.

    By SideofMcG,
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  20. But crash, what brick through yonder window breaks? It is a big 'un and Juliet is flattened.

    By SideofMcG,
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  21. Amadeus. Amadeus. Vape me Amadeus.

    By SideofMcG,
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  22. Patchouli Oil - when you absolutely, positively, have to piss off every person in the room, accept no substitutes.

    By SideofMcG,
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  23. the slave song sung from the master's lips devoids the voyeur's soul of soulfulness

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  24. Don’t judge someone until you walk a mile in their shoes. That way you are a mile away so they can’t hear you, and you now have a new pair of shoes.

    By JaridD.Gorr,
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  25. Live, from the portion of the Autism Spectrum between Rain Man and Ayn Rand, with our special guests “Depressive Reactive Dave and the Schizophrenic Static-Sounds Saxophones Trio”.

    By ShatteusPantswellTheTurd,
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