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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Your rap is crap, and im the mower

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  2. Excuse me, waiter, but I've been waiting far too long for my fart oolong!

    By daddyjunior,
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  3. Coca cola

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  4. You can take that to the dollar store

    By Max Power,
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  5. intrepid cumulus clouds out brave Cthulhu in the quest for home boy thumb wrestling champ

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  6. Try your best not to comment on or criticize Linda's egg shell covered floor, she's really sensitive about it.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  7. Good news gang, I've got a green thumb. I mean bad news, I've got a gangrene thumb

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  8. Boy, the Original Kings of Comedy sure have a lot of material about the peasantry and usurping the throne.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  9. Hey Marcello Mastroianni, the alphabet called, it wants its vowels back

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  10. Kidnapped, tied up for 18 months, no contact with the outside world. Severe beatings daily. The struggle is real.

    By Pure Guava,
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  11. berate David Grogan when you're in London, he is a stupid pretend fan of the show, and a cosmetic scientist in the worst sense.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. I like to eat and then to skeet and then to smile and then to sleep

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  13. I'm not trying to be facetious, because I don't know what that means, unless it has to do with feces, because I am trying to take a dump.

    By Shampoodler,
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  14. I wasn't expecting to see Chubby Checker perform in this action movie, but they did say there would be a surprise twist at the end

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  15. One in the hand is worth two in the bush in our new handjob-based economy.

    By LesJizzerables,
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  16. Necrotizing Fasciitis or "flesh-eating bacertia" first came into the public eye after Peter Hedges gripping exposé, "What's Eating Gilbert Grape".

    By Frenchfries,
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  17. If I was a dog, I'd be Mutt Damon...

    By ninjamincho,
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  18. 1 assscat & 17 charred corpses later, the improviser began to regret the series of "yes ands" that led him to this point; perhaps he should try sketch

    By dirtyvicar,
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  19. Sorry if I misread you, but I miss Reggie!

    By ninjamincho,
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  20. She's a little bit country, and I'm a little bit Scotch-Welsh.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  21. Warning: Comedy Bang Bang is Subject to Erosion and Collapse - KEEP CLEAR

    By nubguy,
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  22. Where is Andrew Lloyd Webber when you need him?

    By nubguy,
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  23. I went in for a routine eye exam this morning, and now I'm down $23,000 and missing my left leg. Thanks ObamaCare.

    By nubguy,
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  24. When you wash your car and then the apocalypse happens, AND it's your birthday

    By greazey_bob,
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  25. Half the drama of junior high, with all the calories of habitual cupcake envy. We like to eat stuff round here

    By greazey_bob,   
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