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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Sisqo & Ebert give it two thongs down to the ground. Best movie of the year.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  2. We would frolic through the apocalypse, our souls asunder, forever juvenile, our cheese...fromunda

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  3. Vacations to the Asian nations cause elation but they're a violation of God's creation due to the celebration of degradation and the craven...(cont.)

    By Pure Guava,
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  4. Come to Talk-O Bell for the new Cool Ranch Conversation Melt

    By Pure Guava,
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  5. Koko love banana. Koko love kitten. Koko make funny catchphrase.

    By Pure Guava,
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  6. You can pick your nose, and you can pick your butthole, but you can't pick your nose's butthole unless you have a weak gag reflex.

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  7. Don't even TRY and talk to me before I've had my morning ketamine

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  8. Reword the absurd to capture the long bird

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  9. By yodellingwalrus,
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  10. On the hit show Hoppy Doys, Fanzie's catchphrase was "Ooooooooo!"

    By EricWeaver,
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  11. Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but it's 2012, So Kony maybe

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  12. Thousands more deaths reported in China this year after their fire drills led to victims scrambling to reposition and jump back into burning buildings

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  13. I'll tell you what today's music is missing. Overly theatrical ground meat entrees performing Rock Operas.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  14. Her nose hair was indeed luxurious, just as her Tinder bio had claimed it would be, and we were married that same afternoon.

    By Shampoodler,
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  15. A turd in the hand is worth two in my bush. Seriously, don't poop on my pubic hair.

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  16. Hear ye, hear ye! Can ye best the vest of Kanye West? It's made by Louis Vuitton.

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  17. When the judge declared a hung jury, all the men on the jury stood up and high-fived.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  18. The Oval Office was named after James T. Oval, inventor of the office. Ricky Gervais later ripped off the idea, likely for personal gain.

    By Frenchfries,
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  19. Long drawn out fart noise followed by a hiccup and a round of applause

    By krundled,
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  20. Scott Aukerman is an anagram for "Attack Sour Men"

    By krundled,
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  21. Kerbel space program your enthusiasm

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  22. Don't or Do Not; There Is No Try

    By hjvjhjhgkgjbkb,
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  23. The darker the Larry, the sweeter the Bruce.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  24. Me no am Bizarro Superman. Don't ask me anything!

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  25. It's 3AM. The blood from your leg is indistinguishable from the rusty teeth of the crushing bear trap. Is that your tibia or fibula showing? It (con't

    By CaptPukeFish,
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