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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. My wife's always on my case about leaving the toilet seat up and cheating on her.

    By Sparky Funbuck,
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  2. Shall I compare thee to a Summers day? No, because you are cold and miserable. Much more like a dark Winters morn! But I shall still make you laugh!

    By Bigsmak,
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  3. Say what you want about Nicholas Cage, but to me, he's in National Treasure.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  4. Thieves in the night, hospice nurses in the day, slutty granola bars for halloween

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  5. To quote the immortal bard, "I ain't never gonna die, motherfuckers!"

    By RandyMiller,
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  6. its like the end of fucking aguirre

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  7. The more you don't bone me, the hornier I get.

    By SamThomadon,
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  8. I'll have what she's having. Make me cum deli man.

    By MarkDowling,
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  9. If I've told you "If I've told you once, I've told you 1000 times" once then I've told you "I've told you once, I've told you 1000 times" 1000 times.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  10. They say that around the corner fudge is made, but what they don't say is whose gotta make it. But hey, I'm getting ahead of myself, I'm Ned Asshole.

    By Frenchfries,
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  11. Gather round kids. Gather hourglass and pear shaped kids, too. Body shape doesn't matter, as long as we feed the beast!

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  12. Hot sauce hot sauce everywhere

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  13. They say you can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose. Jokes on them because...

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  14. Klunk!

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  15. i was miffed when i cloned my catchphrase : you could say i was beside myself catchphrase

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. You'd be surprised how much use you'll get out of a gorilla suit if you decide to buy rather than rent.

    By SirVizzle,
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  17. "The lesser of two evils?" I think you mean "10 Items or FEWER."

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  18. A hostage situation is a chilling scenario. A couple bean bags and an N64 with your buds is a CHILLIN' scenario

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  19. The eleventh commandment is to give me smooches on my slimy belly

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  20. misplaced rage? what about mister placed rage?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  21. The password is 'Swordfish', the catchphrase is 'CrocadileDunDeezNuts'

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  22. Grandma used to make the best cookies, until I accidentally disabled them.

    By kicker_of_elves,
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  23. When you're as good at crafting exoskeletons as I am, strong suits are your strong suit

    By kicker_of_elves,
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  24. gravelly voice aside, talking directly to the audience in your gravelly voice is a gravelly voice aside

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  25. It is a fool who looks for answers in the anus of a cat... Unless the question pertains to what's up there, in which case it's perfectly sensable.

    By IguanaArcana,
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