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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Both of the "Bs" in BB King stand for "Burger"

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  2. Th pi cons o a sphe measu 13/16 o a in (2.06 centi) i diame, ma o a co an rub composi mate.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 323 views

  3. Scott Aukerman's got more balls than a pitching machine.

    By SirVizzle,
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  4. sex town wiggy woggy: jim, jam, jew

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  5. Trick-or-treat, drop that beat, something something Skrillex

    By Pure Guava,
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  6. The Millennial Falcon and Gen-X Wing Fighter...is that a thing?

    By Pure Guava,
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  7. hollah, Ween! (pahchuchu)

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. It was then that the pirates learned that the real treasure was inside them all along. And they'd have to tear each other open to get to it.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  9. A spit in my hand is worth lube in the bush

    By Pure Guava,
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  10. It's fun to scoff at the people in line at the Redbox as I return my Garfield comics to the Readbox (the library).

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  11. Tie-die Fighter! Admiral Allah Wack Bar! Now I'm a thing!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. I went into a coma April 16th, 2015. How did Paul Blart Mall Cop 2 perform at the box office and have there been any more entries in the Blart-iverse?

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  13. Ghosts put the boo in booty. (Please don't use this. I am not proud of it.)

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  14. You can catch more flies with Honey than with Honey 2, the one without Jessica Alba.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  15. Read My Lips. It's my new favorite book. I've been dying to talk to someone about it.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  16. I'm putting y'all on blast, which is to say I'm putting you on a destructive wave of highly compressed air spreading outward from an explosion.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 336 views

  17. Talk about a ship-to-Shore miscommunication. I just sent all my parcels to the star of Bio-Dome and Son in Law, buuuuuddy.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  18. I'm the lean mean dancing machine. Yas queen, I'm Ben Vereen.

    By EricWeaver,
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  19. unbuckle me knuckles and suckle me fuckholes and pass the parmesan

    By greazey_bob,   
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  20. The best things in life are freebasing snipe, weed blazing nights, and me tazing wife

    By greazey_bob,   
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  21. I like the Super Bowl, but, as the owner of a stew-centric catering company, I prefer to soup her bowl.

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  22. Men turning into women! women turning into men! The lack of signage at this 4-way stop has affected drivers of every gender

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  23. Well hello, Jello.

    By JesseSkewes,   
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  24. blank belongs in the toilet, not your ear!

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  25. Welcome to Funny-time laugh laugh. Iā€™m your Toast, Bread Butterman.

    By JesseSkewes,
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