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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. My girlfriend says I spend too much time on shrimps.com, she thinks internet prawn is ruining our relationship

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  2. I think of all the movie stars named Dolph, Dolph Lundgren is my second favorite. Congrats, Dolph from the Simpsons.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  3. Now its time for wacky weather! Today it's cloudy with a chance of meatballs! Speaking of wacky I am required to tell you all that I am a sex offender

    By Frenchfries,
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  4. Most people remember Abraham Lincoln as a famous wrestler, few credit him as the man who coined the phrase "butt stuff".

    By Shampoodler,
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  5. I want 1 million dollars in sequential marked bills, a helicopter, and 1 month of free helicopter flying lessons. These are my demands.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  6. 'Twas a consummation devoutly to have been wished, and the jolliest of wankings to have remembered.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. If you only take one thing away from this, please GOD let it be that hideous lamp shaped like a woman’s leg in a fishnet stocking.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. Marconi plays the mamba? WTF, man? Anyway, like I was saying, we built this city on biscuits and gravy, the cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. swissshhhhh another three point home run, if you catch my drift, ladies?

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  10. Burning the candle at both ends, the top AND the bottom? Where the hell did you find a two-wicked candle?

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  11. 16 electric eels who are secretly gay — number 7 will shock you!

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  12. Let's just ear-smile our way through this like the last time

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  13. "I've got no skin in this game," said the man who was watching a sports event he didn't care about who was also a skeleton

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  14. Well I'll be a monkey's uncle on his mother's side through marriage

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  15. you're late for the bounce house orgy but I'm up for it

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  16. you're late for the bounce house orgy but I'm up for it...and now I'm down for it!

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  17. In the case of the 25 year old sitcom, you are NOT the momma!

    By jizzysnizzy,
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  18. If you can’t take the heat, get out of the kitchen. If you CAN take the heat, get out of the kitchen and take it with you, it’s hot in here.

    By gordonvision,
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  19. I am up the creek with so many paddles that my canoe has sunk due to paddle weight

    By JordanMaywood,
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  20. I like my karate moves how I like my pork how I like my saws how I like my mutton named facial hair. #Chops

    By JordanMaywood,
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  21. Fuck Buddies rub their genipals together.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  22. "Ernest Goes to the White House" would be a better option I think.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  23. Snoop Dogg is going to be in the next season of Game of Thrones. He is voicing Puff the Magic Dragon.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  24. we got papperz, flapperz 'n' toe-tapperz: so finger's off those digi-zapperz

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  25. My birthday is July 2nd, or as Jason Mantzoukas calls it: time for 1970 to answer for its crimes.

    By Justa Punn,
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