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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If you walk the walk and talk the talk, are you a walkie talkie?

    By Bigsmak,
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  2. In the words of the great Sir Isaac Newton, "why does this god damn broom keep falling over? Oh. Eureka!"

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  3. Joey Macaroni get off the phone with Tony Fettuccine, it's pasta your bedtime!

    By MichaelAnthony,
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  4. Somebody call the Whambulance, George Michael needs help!

    By MichaelAnthony,
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  5. And then, in a moment of existential dread, Stan Lee wondered if perhaps his entire life was nothing but a cameo appearance

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  6. Stan Lee and Jack Kirby walked into a bar. But only Stan got credit

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  7. If Helen Keller couldn't drive cars because she was a blind woman, what was her excuse for not piloting a dirigible? Again hiding behind gender?

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  8. Oh, when Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson do it it's hilarious but when I crash my way into a wedding I "ran over the bride's mother and crippled her".

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  9. Police have severed ties with Mcgruff, aparrently he's become pretty hard-boiled as of late as evidenced by his "Rip the throat out of crime" campaign

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  10. My mama said there'd be days like this when she was teaching me the days of the week.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  11. There is no "I" in botched laser surgery.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  12. Hang you Tom Sawyer! I done gave fair warning that hobo would be back for his teeth. Right fetch me my crossbow.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  13. That rat who said "strike while the iron is hot" owes me money for hand bandages.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  14. The detective, having just finished giving head to his blanket, knew he'd just blown his cover.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  15. The proof is in the pudding. And the pudding is in an undisclosed top-secret location, you traitorous bastard.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  16. “You’re all hat and no cattle!” said the haberdasher to his non-livestock-owning chapeau.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. Bury me not on the lone prairie—instead, please dismember me and inter the parts throughout several prairies in order to deter the mad prairie scienti

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. Sufferin’ succotash, granny, please stop torturing that savory mixture of corn and beans!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. Our relationship lasted as long as Luke’s tail gunner on Hoth. I say it didn’t work because of our schedules, she said it was the Star Wars references

    By Justa Punn,
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  20. "Welcome to the Guten-dome," crowed acclaimed comedic Steve Gutenberg from atop a bird-shaped car

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  21. I never thought you'd be a monkey because simians are so passé.

    By Sparky Funbuck,
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  22. Wishing Andre the Giant a happy birthday and for the 24th year in a row I get no "Thank You" in return. What gives, ya big galoot?!

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  23. Spittle tracking down her chin is all daddy asks for. Daddy demands spittle

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  24. Listen Marvin I get it, but when we started writing this period piece I had no idea that it would turn into such a bloody mess.

    By Frenchfries,
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  25. Honky tonk dance hall hits throwin shade at your cousin, whatchu goin to do about it son???

    By yodellingwalrus,
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