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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I must have had one of these trendy "strokes" because I keep arbitrarily transposing the words 'talented', 'professional', 'hacky', and 'amateurish'.

    By The Shrekronomicon,
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  2. Ghost in the Shell, Schmost in the Smell! The internet is a conspiracy, therefore soulmates are garbagetrash lies!!

    By The Shrekronomicon,
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  3. Am I a loser!? Well as the band Beck once said: "Love machines on the sympathy crutches. Discount orgies on the dropout buses..."

    By JordanMaywood,
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  4. Back in my day E-Sports was dropping some ecstasy, covering ourselves in oil and wrestling in a pool filled with jello!

    By JordanMaywood,
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  5. I am trading in my rocking chair for a smooth jazzing chair.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  6. I have been taking ecstasy for years AKA Books! Support your local book dealer AKA Library.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  7. Hey ladies, stop by my singles mixer. It's gonna be like Avril Lavigne's belt. Full of studs.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  8. Fred Flinstoner smokes Yabba-Dabba Dabs

    By Pure Guava,
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  9. Well my name's Rappin' Scott and I'm here to say Pale Rider is a 1985 American western film produced and directed by Clint Eastwood, who is also gay.

    By Shampoodler,
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  10. I think I speak for the other apocalyptic Norsemen when I say we're ready to Ragnarok and Ragnaroll!

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  11. Why emcee A get all the attention when emcee Dā€™s nuts?

    By bale_of_hail,
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  12. As far as I'm concerned, the greatest filmmaker in the beaver community is Clint Eatswood

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  13. Grandpa used to be nuts, but now he's a vegetable

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  14. The eyes are the window to the soul, just as the taint is the expressway to Finger Poppin Pleasuretown.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  15. Mister speaker, with all due respect, this is not about how you get your jollies, this is about your forbidden chicken salad recipe.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  16. I like the part about the bone-in sparerib, but it needs to be fleshed out.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  17. Hashtag! You're hash shit.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  18. If the truth about the origins of Swedish Fish were revealed, you human shit bastards would never eat candy again.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  19. Come one, come all - welcome to Sympathetic Ejaculator Anonymous.

    By CalvinRye,
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  20. Mistletoe is not a valid defense for a sexual harassment suit. Plus, insanity looks better on a resume.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  21. Girl, my wood's so long that Bart Simpson be all like Ay-Ca-lumber

    By Frenchfries,
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  22. Nevermore, indeed. That's so The Raven.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  23. My friend Bill can't even tell a simple story without using a bunch of crazy hand gestures! Because he's mute

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  24. With the holidays just around the corner, make sure you take time to look both ways, cross the street, and walk in the other direction.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  25. A pin-up with a pre-nup? Talk about the poster girl for asset protection!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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