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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Can't you see me? I'm standing right here. I've got my back against the record machine and my name tag says Van Morrison.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  2. Welcome to the sour mash succotash bash, where everybody gets to thrash with a dash of panache!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  3. No need for alarm. My biological clock is pretty good at waking me up on time.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  4. Hot Take: Bebop and Rocksteady were a loving gay couple and they should be allowed to adopt Michelangelo

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  5. If the forum reaches a quorum then ignore 'em at Purim

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  6. The opposite of a music stand is being prone to silence

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  7. Crumbs heaping on my lap as I devour the peasant's pheasant pie

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  8. the show with the hoe

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  9. Beluga whale, Bermuda hail, Who the hail cares? Whale I do!!

    By KAPKAP,
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  10. Beacuse you know I'm all about them eggs. 'Bout them eggs, no bacon.

    By Messy Jesse Skewball,
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  11. Happy yum-yum games! And may the cods be forever in your flavor.

    By Messy Jesse Skewball,
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  12. It was nice of The Rolling Stones to let that cow walk around the studio when they recorded Honky Tonk Women, but they should have done another take

    By Justa Punn,
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  13. If you think I give a shit about submitting catchphrases, i'll piss on everyone in here.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  14. Wait for it...waaaaaiitt for it...and PAUSE it. There. Now tell me that's NOT the Pope's dick.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  15. You're fired!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. You are once, twice, three times a lady and I am once, twice, three times suffering from OCD

    By gordonvision,
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  17. Do they have turkeys in Turkey? Yes, but Turkey calls turkeys "hindi", which is also a language. Who's talkin' turkey now? Oy vey.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  18. My friend's girlfriend yelled out Gordon Sumner's name during sex. That's gotta Sting.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  19. Not so easy to be an American gigolo. Come Eddie, Bang, Bang!

    By LaurentFromFrance,
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  20. There’s a bluebird on my shoulder, and I think it’s about to pinch off a stinky white one.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. I just got off a big fat plane from Iceland, which is as fat as your huge, fat mom is. She’s so fat, she’s as fat as a plane. The fattest of all the m

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. It’s smellementary, my dear Snoutson.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. Thus conscience does make cowards of us all; and thus my pantaloons are yet again replete with a hot load of fear-induced turds.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. Actually it's Dr. Frankenstein's Monster's underwear, but I still don't know how they got in our car honey.

    By Shampoodler,
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  25. Would it be unhumblebraggadocious for me to point out that my catchphrases are better than all others, even the legendary Shampoodler’s?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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