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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Sand paper and toilet paper. Not, repeat, NOT interchangeable.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  2. Where is Juarez, you ask? Well...you know Juneau? Head south then see me in Simi. My two sons from Tucson can show you from there.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  3. An apology to the members of PETA I may have offended by visiting Sea World. My cab driver took me there accidentally. I didn't go on porpoise.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  4. My waste's warm baste warms willys, while my waist's parm paste harms fillys.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  5. they say insanity's defined by the repetition of well worn actions in the hope of unique outcomes. but then they're fucking NUTS

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. Not for the feint of heart, was the hot muggy heinous fart, some smart bloody anus art, and now for the shameless part.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  7. Vomitoxin 4 life!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. Good news gang. Dildo production is up 300% this quarter. Bad new is you're all fired and this Dairy Queen is shut down until further notice.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  9. Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair due to the pharmaceutical study he was participating in because he lost his job at the honey-packing f

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. If Harry Connick Jr. was a shifting plate in the earth’s crust, he would be Harry Tectonic, Jr.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. Captain's log, supplemental. Having destroyed planet Omega 3, we must find a new source of dietary supplements. Ensign, set course for the GNC Nebula.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. Bouncing, rolling, and never slowing, the super wacky amazing bouncy ball killed 6 today in what authorites are calling tragic.

    By Frenchfries,
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  13. Home of the World Famous haven’t heard back from Lapkus about coffee, broposing to hang with Mantzoukas instead catchphrase replacement, replacement

    By Justa Punn,
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  14. I had Thankgiving and I ate lot of Turkey and had to eat Beans also. Thank you for your consideration for the Secretary of Agriculture position.

    By Frenchfries,
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  15. dont tell me i cant start a new topic without logging in you internet bastard

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. I don't know how anyone can bring a child into this world we live in. Oh, through vaginas? That makes sense.

    By Shampoodler,
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  17. I've been saving a very special catchphrase for precisely this moment, and here it is

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  18. Maybe it's just me so horny, but for me so horny, me so sorry.

    By Shampoodler,
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  19. Senator, I served with Jack Kennedy. I knew Jack Kennedy. Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine. He even gave me a pretty good handjob that one time

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  20. I've been through the desert on a horse with no name, although come to think of it a lot of people did call him "jizz factory"

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  21. After attributing the success of Flo Rida to his name, Wiz Khonsin and Lil Weezy Anna were determined to take the rap game by storm.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  22. Grimble Gramble Grumble Gree, riddle have I thus for thee. Who played Cyrus the Virus in the 1997 film Con Air?

    By RandyMiller,
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  23. I'll rub your belly if you rub mine!

    By Grandpa Jerry,
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  24. In brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall escape my sight. But on a rainy afternoon like this one I'll probably just stay home and masturbate

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  25. 83 years old and suffering from inoperable pancreatic cancer, Pinnochio started to wonder why he ever gave up his sweet gig as an immortal wooden toy

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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