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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and eat my sister’s corn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. Certain things are more important than the impotent doorman's dormant foreskin, like smorgasbordin' the horde of organs the warden stored in...

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  3. Seeing as how we’re elbow-deep in the throes of April—and without a doubt we are—today is as good a day as any to end the show forever. Byeeee!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. Dear diary, Scott read my catchphrase today and it made me cry. Why do i let him use me? Prom in 3 weeks, so we'll see.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  5. It’s been a quiet week in Lake Cornbegone.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. Eventually a former Beatle will be known as "the breathing one".

    By Shampoodler,
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  7. "Sorry folks, marriage is off the table until puss finds a way to eat itself"

    By PamGriersLegs,
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  8. I've heard of a Rump Hesitancy, but a Trump Presidency?!

    By CiscoKid,
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  9. Bros may come before hoes, but ain't nobody gettin' between me and my garden weasel.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  10. Idle hands may be the devil’s playthings, but my right hand is nobody’s toy but mine #blisterinthesun #virginiacinco #getagrip

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. My shrink said I should apologize to all those I've wronged in the past. Sorry guys. The next round's dog pee!

    By greazey_bob,
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  12. If you run afoul of Colin Powell give me a howl and I'll send my prowl owl to fight him off with it's talon trowel

    By Pelican Dunce,
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  13. after you

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. It's Christmastime at Ikea, you can tell because the Elf has his little Swedish meatballs resting on the Ekby Bjärnum shelving unit.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  15. Thank you

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  16. And verily, the Prince of Lies did infiltrate the land of the Mantzouka, and he was called Fourvelzebub, and he did stabbily smite dead the Recently R

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. In the words of Dr. Ben Carson, "Zzzzzzz, boring stuff, grain pyramids, Communists, the devil, these hands!"

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  18. We intended to pave the road to hell, but you know what they say about the plans of mice and men. Plus, mice tend to die in that kind of heat.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. Got a call from Thom Yorke recently. Tough to tell what he meant by "whaaaaa ooooooohhhh ahhhhhhhhh.....ahhhhhhhh!" I'm sure it's nothing...

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  20. Jiminy Cricket cracked corn and I don’t care if my dreams come true.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. My dad told me they shit like the dickens and wantonly shiv shiver-stricken chickens.

    By Thomas Diddlemitch,
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  22. Not trusting the relatively new science of the written word, Scott chose instead to mark his bagged lunch with his own potent urine.

    By Shampoodler,
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  23. Stop me if you've heard this one before...so this guy Xenu was coming from Teegeeack with a few billion people in tow...

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  24. *panting and runing runing noises growing louder* "... IT'S"

    By dad-of-ghost-son,
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  25. ES PARA BAILAR LA BANG BANG

    By dad-of-ghost-son,
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