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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and your neighbor's Schnauzer away from your lawn gnomes.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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    • 337 views

  2. Scott Aukerman is like Oklahoma cocaine - stepped on by everyone and enjoyed by no one

    By dog_in_space,
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    • 467 views

  3. I just flew in on United and boy are my arms broken.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 308 views

  4. If life is but a dream, I must be in a coma because I haven't slept in days!

    By JoePrice,
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    • 250 views

  5. I just delivered a bunch of Prada purses to some really mean girls. It was a real bags to bitches story.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 313 views

  6. I'm afraid I can't support your candidate for the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform, her titties just aren't itty bitty enough.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 339 views

  7. Poorly designed thrones to be seated upon by poorly designed men

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  8. if anything i submit on here gets more than 10 views i feel as though the day had meaning

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 373 views

  9. Six in one, half dozen in the other. Six pence none the richer, six and a half dozen and you're in a new tax bracket, baby.

    By JoePrice,
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    • 310 views

  10. Rudolph, the red nosed reindeer: dead today due to complications from advanced cirrhosis. Drink in moderation, boys and girls.

    By JoePrice,
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    • 447 views

  11. I got a hot take on pizza gate so stand back people - I'm firing up the paranoia drive and we're going all the way to Crazysville, Nova Scotia.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 334 views

  12. Woke up with morning wood today. That's it.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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    • 421 views

  13. First Bowie, then Prince. Who's they next musical genius to die in 2016? Gary Glitter?

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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    • 312 views

  14. Black hole sun won't you come, all over my ass.

    By Frenchfries,
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    • 379 views

  15. People have wanted a Love Boat reboot for years. It's time for a millennial-themed redux. It'll be on fleek.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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    • 342 views

  16. I knew this guy from Nantucket whose penis was so remarkably large in proportion to his torso length that he could fellate himself.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 372 views

  17. folks: I'm here all weekend. OH NO.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 374 views

  18. Look on the Mr. Brightside of things, at least she touched your chest.

    By Mister Malaka,   
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    • 332 views

  19. Party like a rock star, kick a little ass. That's right, give a strong boot to that miniature donkey when the rocking really gets rolling.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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    • 310 views

  20. Speaking a mouthful of diamonds in a podcast catchphrase is equal to a bag of sand in real life – Friedrich Nietzsche, 1879

    By Justa Punn,
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    • 952 views

  21. Have you been searching for a long lost white relative or snack? Then Cracker Locator is for you!

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 310 views

  22. Spoonerize her? I knarely blow her!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 417 views

  23. It’s the month’s first day, and you know what they say? Stand the edge of April and ask the month to come, for it just May.

    By Justa Punn,
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    • 404 views

  24. "Lo Lo Lo Lo Lola", sang the Rom-Com Medical Waste Gang.

    By Thomas Diddlemitch,
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    • 361 views

  25. Imma stop you right there. Hi! I'm a stop sign. Please be my friend.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 548 views
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