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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I'll take a Hot Pocket. Alabama? Yeah, sure. Can't be much different than the original.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  2. If you neglect the balls of your Christmas tree this holiday season Santa might not be able to come.

    By Shampoodler,
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  3. The snowblower Scott Augerman drive cable connects the control lever to the engagement lever on (cont'd inside)

    By Adam Young,   
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  4. If brevity's the soul of wit, honesty the best policy and laughter the best medicine, then why do long fake farts always murder in the courtroom?

    By greazey_bob,
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  5. I love pudding, or as I call it dessert soup.

    By Justa Punn,
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  6. Don't bite the hand that feeds you, or, better idea - just stop insisting on being hand-fed.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  7. What I have to say goes without saying so I won’t

    By Justa Punn,
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  8. Excuse me, I love pancakes, but I'm also a terrible xenophobic racist. Do you have a White National House of Pancakes?

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  9. Yes Virginia, Mick Jagger's gross old dick still works.

    By Shampoodler,
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  10. Spring has sprung, I said in March as my mattress broke. A catchphrase haiku.

    By Justa Punn,
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  11. Liar Liar pants on the gas heater pants starting to smoulder pants are alight house burning burning

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  12. You Sir, Me Sir, She Sir, We Sir, Conjugate with Trey and Me Sir. Don't Make Me Out To be a Liar Sir. Step Out of the Car or We'll Open Fire Sir.

    By SideofMcG,
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  13. My uncle Walt Wright sure did regret shortening his name from Walter in 2016.

    By SideofMcG,
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  14. A good captain goes down with the ship. A great captain goes down on you in a truckstop bathroom.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  15. If I may quote Poe, "Hi-YA! I'm a Kung-Fu Panda"

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  16. I don't know why they call them slacks, they're working pretty hard to contain this erection.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  17. You can call acute and isosceles a lot of things, but you can never say they've been willfully obtuse.

    By JoePrice,
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  18. For all of you the WiFi's free, if you answer my questions three.

    By JoePrice,
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  19. The first rule of mime club is... The second rule of mime club is...

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  20. What do you mean the prophecy isn't true? Then why did I bleach my butthole? Why did I bleach everyone's butthole?!!!

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  21. They say even today, you can see him in the sand dunes, gumming his dentures, drinking a banana, and farting on grandma.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  22. Just do your best until someone notices and then sucks them off until they give you a network writing job

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  23. One Castro down, two to go. Raul and upstart San Francisco neighborhood, you're on watch.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  24. Wendigo. Cannibal forest monster or garbled speak for "when did it go"? Either can possess mere mortals, so be warned.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  25. This is not an April Fools Joke, Mayor Menino is dead.

    By Frenchfries,
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