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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The year, 1978. The place, London England. The band, Dire Straits. The discussion, changing the lyrics to Sultans of Swing from Burglars of Turd.

    By Shampoodler,
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  2. If you hear "welcome to comedy bang bang" after these words are done, then you just heard my catchphrase son.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  3. Spoiler alert: it was beneath the sundial marked AURUM SUB.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. A left-handed moth, a defective parachute, and an elephant wearing pajamas walk into a bar.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. After an 86-year investigation, we’ve concluded that it was actually right-handed moths that ate the painting.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. Approximately 17% of moths are left-handed. What does this mean for you? You’ll be shocked when you find out!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. 30 minutes or less might be OK for a pizza delivery, but when it comes to love making, I can shave twenty-nine minutes off that time.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  8. Call me old fashioned...James Old Fashioned.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  9. The serial killer taunted detectives by leaving a series of "Yo Mama" jokes at the crime scene

    By Tinnitus_Young,
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  10. For the last time; Battle of the Network Stars is not the same as Star Wars. One is undeniably cool, and the other has Jar Jar Binks.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  11. He set forth into the barren wasteland on the heels of the cloven-hoofed beast. A warrior. A searcher. A bucket of year old yogurt.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  12. "The passing of ransom soured due to a miscommunication and a briefcase containing thousands doll hairs"

    By PamGriersLegs,
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  13. Lawd, can I get a witness! Seriously, is there a notary public on this plane? I’m trying to sign over my soul here.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. Mr. Greenjeans ain’t got nothin' on Captain Brownpants.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. On today’s show, it’s Kangaroo Randy’s Rodeo Clam and his sidekick Koala Rudy, Kangaroo Randy’s Rodeo Clam’s adorable koala-shaped sidekick!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. Here at Comedy Bang Bang we promise High Quality and Low Prices! And not the other way around!!

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  17. Bozo Rocks Secaucus? No no, I wanted to talk Boffo Box Office, bay-beeeee!

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  18. The road to a career in showbiz can be long, especially if you ever have to drive to fucking Sony Studios in Culver City

    By Justa Punn,
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  19. I don’t know why I let him tell that cock n’ bull fight story. It was much too gory and that poor rooster never stood a chance.

    By DaveSheir,
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  20. To make a long story short, I was born and, someday, I will die.

    By DaveSheir,
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  21. Hey man, I don’t want to pass the buck. I spent hours hunting and skinning this thing and you didn’t help at all.

    By DaveSheir,
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  22. Just remember, this is not your father's Oldsmobile. So no burnouts and please line the trunk before the bodies go inside.

    By greazey_bob,
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  23. Come and sit in Santa's lap, but please, not at the same time.

    By Shampoodler,
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  24. There is no new catchphrase this week, what's up hotdog?

    By RickToTheE,
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  25. This show is like crack cocaine: amazing alone, but causes anxiety when in mixed company.

    By dog_in_space,
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