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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. What's this say? "Schindler's Tinder List"?? Nope! Not reading that catchphrase! Get some class, forum user BaloneyBoner_69.

    By Shampoodler,
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  2. I like big buttes and I cannot lie. So if you drive me to Montana I'll tell you everything.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  3. Carmen San Diego was never really that hard to find. Most nights she was turning tricks outside Petco Park.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  4. It's like a smelly hygenist. You know what I'm talking about, Alanis.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  5. Hello, Geek Squad? Yes, my disk is floppy and I can't get seem to boot it up. That's a problem, 'cause I really like to RAM!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  6. Is that a Zune?

    By TheMisterPipes,   
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  7. Papa's got a brand new bag. Mama's got an old vacuum in need of repair. You do the math.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  8. 'tis the season to eat molly

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  9. I caught my girlfriend poking holes in my condom. I know it was her because it was on my erect penis at the time.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  10. You're all huge pieces of Garbage lead singer Shirley Manson's nightly dreams, as a mangled mob of garden gnomes and a choir of wretched screams.

    By greazey_bob,
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  11. There may be a ghost in the machine, but there's definitely a severed finger gumming up the works. Stop production on #5 boys!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  12. I dared to use Nair on my mohair underwear. Now I'm mighty tidy in my tighty whities.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  13. be ye man, trans or tampon fan ready ye're selves for the best com-pod in the land:

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. That David S. Pumpkins song is the worst music to get a hand job to. That’s your CBB Dating Tip of the day.

    By Justa Punn,
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  15. We provide the treats for the people in the cheap seats - the kind that give your mom the creeps and come seeping through your sheets.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  16. Possession is nine tenths of the law. A pot-session is nine tents on the lawn.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  17. I have a huge collection of 12 inch rulers because I have a serious foot fetish.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  18. Keep away from Runaround Sulu

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  19. Take a look at my girlfriend / She looks like Kurt Vonnegut

    By AlexDale,
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  20. Hindshite gives smellty smellty

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  21. Why do I do this to myself? I don't know. Maybe because when I was younger my dad refused to play catchphrase with me.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  22. You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar, but you catch the most flies with a steamy pile of shit, so mind your goddam business, grandma.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  23. Slow fade-down to:A diverse group of children playing stickball in the inner city. Flashfwd to:Carrottop buying steroids off of a snarky Vegas hooker.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  24. The problem with my dick isn't obvious at first, but upon closer inspection it's pretty obvious.

    By Frenchfries,
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  25. How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, one to screw in the light bulb and one to eat a banana.

    By Frenchfries,
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