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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. In that moment time froze, I looked around at all my friends horrified faces and that's when I realized...I don't have to work on Monday. Wahooo!

    By Frenchfries,
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  2. When Life gives you lemons, ask, "What kind of magazine gives lemons as a thank you for your subscription?"

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  3. They say eyes are the windows to one's soul. If that's true, I don't want to even think about what the butthole is.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  4. Look, I'm sorry I misunderstood what 'going to second base' meant, but you gotta admit these are pretty good seats!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  5. Iron curtain; shower curtain; Jane Curtain. Only one of these hasn't been a party to my masturbation.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  6. A banana a day keeps the proctologist in pay.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  7. As the captain always says upon coitus interruptus: Kirk out!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  8. And now it’s time for a little something we like to call “corn”.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. 'Scuse me, did you pick up the wrong Bradley Cooper / Sienna Miller film at the store - cause you just got burnt.

    By SStaunton,
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  10. Please turn to page 17 of The History of Scottish Montenegro and read aloud: “Angus McLiverneck first planted corn in the Dubrovko Valley in 1615…”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. Coming soon—Jason Corn in THE CORN SUPREMAIZECY. It will blow your ears off. JULY 2018.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. I'm very body conscious. Which is to say, I know where all the bodies are buried.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  13. Every camera at a Kiss concert is a kiss-cam.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  14. Honey Boo Boo, I shrunk myself!

    By Mister Malaka,
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  15. If I had a dime for every time someone said, "if I had a dime," I'd never need nickels again.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  16. Welcome to Comedy Bang! Bang! Today's episode brought to you by Samuel L. Jackson's memoir, Now You Deep Blue Sea Me, Now You Don't

    By drewxblood,
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  17. all your lives you have all been waiting for this Lithgow to arrive

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  18. Wu tang dudes in new brand shoes ran thru damn rude gangs rooms then thru ten cool mens pools in blue mens groups tan suits when two bangs move fans

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  19. Young Anthony Bagofdonuts dreamed of being a horticulturist, but life had other plans.

    By Shampoodler,
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  20. A catchphrase without corn is like a day without sunshine without corn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. Every man is an island, but not every island is a man. Two exceptions: Man Island and Island Man.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  22. Smegma was a ruler during the reign of the Parthian Empire. Wait that's not right. Smegma is a secretion that occurs on the foreskin...

    By MommysBaklava,
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  23. It's not quite as funny as the scriptures foretold.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  24. Ra is fake Horus

    By DownInTheLicoriceMines,
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  25. I fly my own airplane, and I have since 1960. I rarely fly anywhere other than my own airplane.

    By MommysBaklava,
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