Jump to content
🔒 The Earwolf Forums are closed Read more... ×

New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

48976 topics in this forum

  1. Are you asking if I’m the rapper Fo’ Real or if I’m real? Because either way the answer is yes, obviously.

    By Justa Punn,
    • 0 replies
    • 422 views

  2. I got air mailed a male heir. He is a tiny prince. I named him Timmy.

    By Messy Jesse Skewball,
    • 0 replies
    • 468 views

  3. Gordon Lightfoot? More like Gordon Heavyfoot... He likes to drive fast.

    By Messy Jesse Skewball,
    • 0 replies
    • 522 views

  4. I said I wanted to see Angela Lansbury in Bedknobs and Broomsticks, not the other way around!

    By Shampoodler,
    • 0 replies
    • 357 views

  5. 2016: it tried - it lied - we cried - it died

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 337 views

  6. Ernest Borgnine didn't die, he upgraded to Ernest Borg 10

    By Dale Cooper Black,
    • 0 replies
    • 382 views

  7. Everytime God closes a door, he opens windows and surfs pornhub

    By BonjaminJehnson,
    • 0 replies
    • 390 views

  8. Juju does the double shoe and Kevin gets it cracking on today's "Walking Inside the Outside Sidewalk"

    By Dead_Armadillos,
    • 0 replies
    • 743 views

  9. Hey Jimmy you’re so fine you’re so fine you crack my corn Hey Jimmy! (clap clap) Hey Jimmy!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 261 views

  10. Some say it's a sign of the times but I just call it a clock

    By BonjaminJehnson,
    • 0 replies
    • 356 views

  11. My android might be paranoid, but my Roomba loves to Zumba!

    By ChazFremontIII,
    • 0 replies
    • 351 views

  12. My piñata was made of ciabatta, so yeah, it was a pretty crumby birthday.

    By ChazFremontIII,
    • 0 replies
    • 325 views

  13. I hate cow tipping. Twelve percent always seems like way too much.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
    • 0 replies
    • 366 views

  14. Well, this here's a story all about Howe and his upside down cake welcome.

    By Thomas Diddlemitch,
    • 0 replies
    • 346 views

  15. Peter Peter, pumpkin eater had a wife and didn’t feed her so she left his pumpkin eating ass.

    By DaveSheir,
    • 0 replies
    • 403 views

  16. This may sound dumb, but me no know numbers and lebbers.

    By Pat Chaddams,
    • 0 replies
    • 356 views

  17. Slow and steady is no way to go through life, son.

    By ArchdukeJFranz,
    • 0 replies
    • 491 views

  18. I mean, are nouns really more proper than the other parts of speech?

    By ArchdukeJFranz,
    • 0 replies
    • 347 views

  19. lump pump engaged: society enraged!

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 393 views

  20. "Leggo my Eggo" Spanish for "Legs or Eggs?"

    By 3scompany4throomate,
    • 0 replies
    • 459 views

  21. Teach a man to fish and he'll steal all the god-damned Cod right out from under your nose. Try to enjoy your Lenten feast then, asshole!

    By ChazFremontIII,
    • 0 replies
    • 354 views

  22. When you assume you make an assumption. Duh, whatchu think would happen?

    By greazey_bob,
    • 0 replies
    • 379 views

  23. This here's our Holy Moly Matrimony 7-layered Heavenly Blessed Burrito & Frito wedding cake, guacamole on the bride.

    By greazey_bob,
    • 0 replies
    • 415 views

  24. Don't be surprised if David Lynch changes one or two digits of his bank card password; he's famous for making PIN tweaks

    By Dale Cooper Black,
    • 0 replies
    • 365 views

  25. Rubber Ducky your the one, you make....wait where'd you go? Rubber Ducky come down from there! Let's talk this through! Rubs! Noooooo! *Squeak*

    By Frenchfries,
    • 0 replies
    • 348 views
×