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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Barenaked Ladies is my favorite band

    By yeezy-does-it,
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  2. He had finally tapped into what the fans truly wanted. A source of electricty to keep them powered. ALL. DAY. LONG.

    By Frenchfries,
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  3. We all had seen this prank before, the ole snake in a can. But something felt different, perhaps it was the sensation of having my dick in a can.

    By Frenchfries,
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  4. Terry Duckworth fairly sucks, yurp.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  5. Aging stoner with raging boners. Looks like I'm in for one heck of a weekend.

    By TheGloriousJACOB,
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  6. Mom I already told you, I'm moving to Vegas to make buku bucks as a male stripper. Then I'll bail your side piece out of jail and help smuggle him int

    By TheGloriousJACOB,
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  7. Sorry Mr. T, Star Wars Episode VIII my balls already.

    By Shampoodler,
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  8. Been searching all my life for a girl that can move her tongue into a figure-8 because you know, sex stuff, but also she's a witch that should be...

    By Pure Guava,
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  9. A long time ago, in a cornfield far, far away, a hoedown went way, way too far with the whole hoe thing.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. If it looks like a duck, you should probably consult two more senses—perhaps hearing and taste—before you conclude that it actually is a duck.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. My uncle owns a private security company called Guard Dammit.

    By SirVizzle,
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  12. My spirit animal is a Phoenix primarily because of the beauty of its feathers but there's also that arson thing I can't quite seem to shake

    By Pure Guava,
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  13. Jamaican me crazy Botswana get help for this crippling mental issue...

    By JordanMaywood,
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  14. Slow but steady wins the race war

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  15. They said my pill to make you deaf to the sounds of laughter would never work but whose laughing now!?

    By JordanMaywood,
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  16. Hawaiian Punch is fine but I much prefer Delawarean Punch

    By JordanMaywood,
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  17. As far as I am concerned the only "rescue" animals are Chip & Dale and the rest of the Rescue Rangers.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  18. I'm starting a B52's cover band called "Love Shed."

    By JordanMaywood,
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  19. I got 88 problems but time travel ain't one. 　 I got 42 problems but the meaning of life ain't one.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  20. Nonsensical nonshmensical. All catchphrases matter. Now give me all your corn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. hash tag harsh: your schtep-mom's schlizz be like a marsh

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  22. Having caught the tiger by his toe, Moe waited patiently for the surprised vocalization and easy, recurring payday.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. After an unprecedented 46-year run, the reign of Mayor McCheese came to a tragic conclusion at the McDonaldland Kennel Club dog show

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  24. That guy's a real has-been, in that he has-been sleeping with my wife.

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  25. Granny McLiverneck’s banana cornbread recipe is classified. Please stop asking.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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