New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. This is a message to Donny Kelly of Saugus: Please stop halting parties for a display of your "Kung Fu Powers" that just ends with you farting on me.

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2. knock knock who's there? pullback pullback who? pullback and reveal

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3. There’s a place in France where the ladies wear no pants. It’s called La Maison de la Femmes Sans Pantalons.

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4. The theme of this three-theme catchphrase is that it has the word “theme” in it three times.

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5. Captain’s log: it’s what I leave in the bathroom after a delicious meal of replicator meatloaf.

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6. To Shill a Hockey Curd, the true story of a young man who shills a hockey curd and learns a valuable racial lesson along the way

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7. I shouldn't keep eating this bread but I'm a gluten for punishment.

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8. My top three newtons in order of preference are Thandie, fig, and Sir Issac.

   By ChazFremontIII, January 12, 2017
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9. Not to brag, but my family was so wealthy that when I asked for a Commodore computer, my father hired Lionel Richie to do my math homework.

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10. I didn't ask to be born, but then again I don't remember much from that period so maybe I did

    By Dale Cooper Black, January 13, 2017
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11. George Harrison is dead, but his Hitler moustache will live on forever

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12. I've been wrestling my demons for awhile now, and I'm starting to think they might be gay

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13. The Archangel on my shoulder is telling me to grow big metal wings, but the Daredevil on the other is saying to pull out my eyes and get super senses.

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14. Annoyed by the constant screams of countless teenage girls, the Beatles eventually quit performing sacrificial murders

    By Dale Cooper Black, January 13, 2017
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15. I bought sweeties; hence: diabetes

    By KrangkaDelic, January 20, 2017
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16. I agree that there have been too many pirate jokes at this funeral, but you should've thought of that before you named your kid "Treasure"

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17. I dreamt I was Hillary Clinton and when I woke up my alarm said Snooze & Recount. I chose snooze, recount can wait.

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18. The mind is a terrible thing to waste, and Mindsweeper is a terrible thing to do while wasted.

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19. For a guy with the last name Crystal, ol' Billy really has a pair of stones on him.

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20. But choose wisely, for as the true Grail will bring you life, a false one will draw dicks on you if you pass out.

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21. I need a lover who won't drive me crazy, but who will drive me to the hospital without asking what's inside my butt.

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22. Stonewall Jackson was ok, but Turdwall Johnson was the shit.

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23. What are you lookin at, Grandma?!

    By StanSitwell, January 13, 2017
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24. This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs. The analogy doesn't really work without visuals, so imagine some eggs

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25. When you're Todd Bridges, every mirror is a Diff'rent Strokes cast reunion

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