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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Fun fact, the Queen receives 5% of all Alf merchandise sold in the UK and Australia

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  2. Like the bumper sticker says—guns don’t kill people, genetically-modified hyper-intelligent badgers with laser eyes kill people.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. Like the bumper sticker says—God is my copilot. Jesus is my stewardess. And the sleeping hottie next to me has angelic-smelling hair.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. Like the bumper sticker says—a bad day fishing is better than a good day getting flayed alive by antediluvian cosmic proto-cockroach demons.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. I dreamt I ate a miniature marshmallow, and when I woke up my penis was gone

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  6. "Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions – on a sesame seed bun." How's my new Tinder bio?

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  7. Gimli a break and Legolas my Eggolas!

    By Shampoodler,
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  8. Alphabetically: Aardvark, Chimpanzee, Dolphin & Zebra #AnimalsI'dFuck

    By Frenchfries,
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  9. I went into the composers' locker room and he was just standing there Bach naked.

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  10. Before you ask - yes its a birthmark, and yes its contagious.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  11. Do you reject Satan and all his work, including his earlier, more folksy jazzy underground independent shit?

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  12. I know they're trying their best to sing for us, but we just can't harem. Pack your wives and go!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  13. You've seen Eminem spittin' fire in 8 Mile. This summer see him shittin' fire in Ate Arby's!

    By Shampoodler,
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  14. I left my heart in San Francisco. If you find it, please return it to the lifeless husk in terminal A at LAX.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  15. Time is the fire in which we burn...Our S'mores!

    By JordanMaywood,
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  16. Pnemunoultramicroscopicsilicolnvolcanoconiosis

    By thehotdogwhisperer,
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  17. Think outside the box the size of a mini-fridge

    By timb,
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  18. It rubs the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the contempt of all the girls at school tomorrow.

    By Frenchfries,
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  19. I have a burning desire. desire is my nickname for my lil peen. I have an std

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  20. You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it admit it has a drinking problem

    By Tinnitus_Young,
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  21. I'm going off the rails on a crazy train, and not in a good way, like when a train is retired

    By Tinnitus_Young,
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  22. Knitting circles are the only place you can say the word "Darn" without offending the Lord

    By Tinnitus_Young,
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  23. Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee, unless it's to warn me the janitor jizzed in the coffee pot again

    By Tinnitus_Young,
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  24. Sure, but I'm more excited to watch the porn parody: "Young Pope, Dumb Pope, and Full of Cum Pope"

    By Spagnostic,
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  25. Fortune favors the bold, but Vegas is still showing the bold as seven and a half point underdogs to the privileged and gifted.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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