Jump to content
đź”’ The Earwolf Forums are closed Read more... Ă—

New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

48976 topics in this forum

  1. Slap a sticker on my back and call me a grapefruit

    By TheGloriousJACOB,
    • 0 replies
    • 433 views

  2. Thought it was time for a bowel movement, but no dice. Really starting to wish I never swallowed those dice

    By Dale Cooper Black,
    • 0 replies
    • 339 views

  3. Everyone who wagers less than the maximum on a Daily Double will now be required to state, "Let's make this a cruel mockery of a Daily Double, Alex"

    By Tinnitus_Young,
    • 0 replies
    • 505 views

  4. I'm filling out these employee tax returns like a boss yo

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 309 views

  5. You know what they say about food: a second on the lips, a lifetime on the Instagram.

    By Reneenongman,
    • 0 replies
    • 357 views

  6. Orwellian Gaslighting is the title of my next album.

    By EricWatson,
    • 0 replies
    • 254 views

  7. Kittens!!!

    By EricWatson,
    • 0 replies
    • 272 views

  8. I accidentally bought fifty-four dollars worth of chocolate.

    By EricWatson,
    • 0 replies
    • 237 views

  9. She sells seashells down by...ah, you get it. Shelly has a pretty terrible business model.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
    • 0 replies
    • 353 views

  10. Warning: Listening to this podcast will give you a boner the size of a Jamaican bobsled

    By Frenchfries,
    • 0 replies
    • 580 views

  11. Some guys want to scratch and sniff her, but I just want to hug and kiss her

    By PurpleReagan,
    • 0 replies
    • 476 views

  12. Turndown for what? Well, Lil Jon, it's service to make sure the next guest has clean linens for their stay.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
    • 0 replies
    • 317 views

  13. actually, Frankenstein was the name of the doctor. the real monster was capitalism

    By tears in the typing pool,
    • 0 replies
    • 637 views

  14. The Last Jedi? More like the Last Jed, Aye?: The Beverly Seabillies and the Curse of the Black Gold

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 317 views

  15. “Daddy, what’s a Jamaican Bobsled?” asked little Scotty. “Go ask your Uncle Hot Charlie,” his father answered knowingly.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 377 views

  16. Man cannot live by corn alone. Believe me, I’ve tried. On the upside, it makes your turds look hilarious.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 309 views

  17. The Last Jedi is a terrible name for an ice cream snack. Connie, can you set up a new meeting with marketing for 3:00 today?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 332 views

  18. For Dummies books serve two purposes: they teach me, and they shame me, fulfilling a certain masochistic desire.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
    • 0 replies
    • 314 views

  19. Don't put all of your eggs in one basket. Unless you only have one egg. Then, I strongly encourage you to put all your eggs in one basket.

    By Mister Malaka,
    • 0 replies
    • 334 views

  20. The bagel burglar has struck again. This time she's stolen all our donuts.

    By TheGloriousJACOB,
    • 0 replies
    • 304 views

  21. A sphere is perfectly round object in three dimensional space that when combined with a second sphere becomes a nice pair of ta-tas.

    By Frenchfries,
    • 0 replies
    • 403 views

  22. I'm low in the saddle. Long in the tooth. Worn at the britches. And cliched to boot.

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 315 views

  23. Is it hot in here or is it just me menses beginning to pause?

    By ChazFremontIII,
    • 0 replies
    • 300 views

  24. I'm getting too superannuated for this fecal material.

    By ChazFremontIII,
    • 0 replies
    • 298 views

  25. My favorite dish is also my favorite pair of TV shows from the 70s: Fish and CHiPS

    By Dale Cooper Black,
    • 0 replies
    • 302 views
×