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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Jerry Ferrara's Ferrero Rocher is the first Ferrero Rocher to feature an Ari Gold wrapper.

    By Mister Malaka,   
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  2. Artificial intelligence will eventually take over the world. We all must be reigned to this fate. Beep. Boop.

    By WesHuett,   
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  3. i'll ass-eat your cock in the name of anti-semitism no probs, bra

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  4. Favorite Oscars: The Grouch, Madison and Academy Award. Not necessarily in that order.

    By WesHuett,
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  5. The little dead boy that lives under the stairs hovered over my bed eating his own face again last night—THAT'S how I’m doing today.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. Texas taxes on toxic tuxes tick off irked Turks going berserk twerking while working at Mar-A-Lago

    By The Omar Epps Pineapple Circus,
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  7. Captain’s log: since the Enterprise was sucked through the Yomamma Wormhole, sick bay has been overwhelmed with cases of Asscraxian Cooties.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. You can’t teach an old dog new tricks, but you can’t teach a DEAD dog ANY tricks, so please stop teaching that dog how to breathe underwater.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. When Justin Bieber plays Scrabble, everyone wins

    By The Omar Epps Pineapple Circus,
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  10. Not sure at this point if I can afford to be so picky, but these melon balls do really taste like ass. Compliments to the chef!

    By greazey_bob,   
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  11. I'm not trying to brag, but my dad runs the local lottery so I'm pretty much guaranteed to never be stoned to death by the community.

    By AirWreckGerKey,
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  12. Man, he's really adding salt to his wounds. Plus, what looks like a little tarragon and a splash of white wine.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  13. I'd like to buy the world a Coke, but with childhood obesity what it is; how about an unsweetened iced tea?

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  14. A penis shaved is a penis spurned.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  15. It is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma, served in lettuce and it comes with a side of aioli.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  16. To date, my only regret in life is not becoming a house boy. Uncle Ron, if you're listening, I think I'm ready now.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  17. The lord of Piombino salutes you, fine sir! You and that mighty fine arse of yars.

    By Chuck Jones Beavertail Oscar,
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  18. Zip it up Zebra, your shoes are untied.

    By TheGloriousJACOB,
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  19. I'm a professional film reviewer, and by that I mean I've seen LĂ©on twice.

    By barrycrabb,
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  20. You haven't lived until you've participated in the clam wake and bake.

    By TheGloriousJACOB,
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  21. Mom why you do dat to me?

    By TheGloriousJACOB,
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  22. Variety is the spice of life for me, I'll take some from column A and and some from Colombine.

    By Frang888,
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  23. chuck mangione is still addicted to fried bologna

    By TheGloriousJACOB,
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  24. Elvis has reentered the building again, pissing on the floor and helping himself to all your food.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  25. Thurston's third Thirsty Thursday was the thirstiest Thursday of his thirties.

    By LAVENDERHUM,
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