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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. life is a butt dream

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  2. ol' Spuddie here your tater buddy, guys this coming halloween make sure you get in some trick'r'eating. eating potatos that is!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  3. ol' Spuddie typin' 'bout some other veggie? n'ahhh dude - Ol' Spuddie ain't no tater-traitah!!!!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  4. Ol' Spuddie's tryin' his arm at space flight now: guess they'll have to start callin' him Ol' Spacie from now on. Ol' Space-Spuddie!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  5. Hans Gruber I Hansly Knewbher.

    By Shampoodler,
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  6. Please excuse my dear Aunt Tilda. She lived through the Great Depression.

    By ArchdukeJFranz,
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  7. Lemony Snicket and Jiminy Cricket, alone in the dark and hoping to stick it. Snicket bent over, Jiminy moved closer, and consumated lickity split.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  8. Thanks to my Hollywood Star Map, I now know where the Big Dipper is located.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  9. You can't spell "slaughter" with a proper education so get out there and learn!

    By ArchdukeJFranz,
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  10. A pirate out at sea is the bearded boy for me!

    By ArchdukeJFranz,
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  11. Life is misery, but at least I got a free cigar from that guy who had a baby.

    By Guest Dead Body,   
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  12. To die by your side is such a heavenly way to die, unless it's by your hand.

    By Charcoal City,
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  13. If you take a broken watch back in time, is it still right twice a day?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. I went back in time and murdered my own grandfather, but after he fathered my mother and just because he was an asshole.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it? It doesn’t matter!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. Howie Mandel says a lot about Howie perceive reality.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  17. As a reminder, if this had been an actual catchphrase, it would have been followed by "Welcome to comedy bang bang"

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  18. A wild catchphrase appears. What do you want to do? A: Fight. B: Comedy Bang Bang

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  19. Don't put the cart before the horse. Put that horse IN the cart, and show me you can close a deal. DEAD HORSE FOR SALE! DEAD HORSE FOR SALE!

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  20. Sorry, I misinterpreted the announcer's statement that the hitter had three balls on him. I'll leave the locker room now.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  21. LaLa Land?? Oh l� l� !!!!

    By LaurentFromFrance,
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  22. Bob Dylan rang rang rang Heaven's doorbell but when there was no response he saw no other option than to promptly return home.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  23. And now the floor is open for access to the crawlspace.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. Thanks to Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle, we are unable to simultaneously provide the position and the velocity of your meth order.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. Look doctor, we need to get one thing straight: my awkwardly curved erection.

    By Shampoodler,
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