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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I don't want to toot my own horn, especially if that's a metaphor for farting on your own dick.

    By Shampoodler,
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  2. One fish two fish red fish dead fish.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. Oh, the places you’ll go, like to the goddamn store to get the goddamn creamed corn like I asked you to do two goddamn hours ago!!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. Knock knock. Who’s there? No, it’s Horton. Horton who? No, you’re Who. Can you hear me? Yes, I can hear you.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. To boldly go where no hey man has nonged before

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. SHIT IN THE PLASTIC BAG LIKE A FUCKING MAN, YOU PANSY!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  7. I lube the bridegrooms sideboob so as to keep him reliable ...like pussy or the bible

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. I wish I could remember that time I had amnesia.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  9. Call me Penny because I believe in being the change you want to see in the world.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  10. I'm on a paparazzi food diet, when I paparazzi food - hold up, phone call. Scott I gotta take this, it's my wife, Amal Clooney.

    By Shampoodler,
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  11. I’m going to be forthright with you—if you take the fifth right, it’s the same as if you just took the first right.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. My cousin Elevenvel wears dresses and isn’t quite as stabby as me—she’s more the throwy type.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. And a-one, and a-two, and a-three, makes a-six.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. If actions speak louder than words, then actions clearly has never met my cousin Frank before.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  15. What's the worst part about going bald? What's the point of an alt-right haircut when half of it's missing?

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  16. It is important to discern the proper meaning of a 'Superlative' and a 'Super Laxative' as well as when it is appropriate to use one or the other.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  17. Slender Man Diet Shakes. Supernatural Slimming. Drop Those Pounds, Kill Your Friends!

    By SideofMcG,
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  18. Baked on the bathroom's bargain bidet Barry brooded 'bout Batman's birthday.

    By SideofMcG,
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  19. Give a penny, spend a penny. Charity for the urinary-inclined.

    By SideofMcG,
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  20. That "you had one job" line won't work on me. If one willfully ignores his or her task, how can you say there was failure? I call that avoidance!

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  21. Don't you irk Ms. Delta Burke when she's try'na take a dump.

    By Shampoodler,
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  22. I'm not here to say I am better than everyone else. I leave that to my hype man. I am here to say that everyone else is worse than me at everything.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  23. If you and your band claim to be hermits, what's with the press conference?

    By Shampoodler,
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  24. I don't usually do this kind of thing. I typically only fall for snakes. But there's just something so charming about the way you play that flute.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  25. This man's having a heart attack, is there a doctor here?! Sorry, this is FarmersOnly.

    By 3scompany4throomate,
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