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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. By the pricking of my dong, Someone wicked ganked my bong!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  2. On the first day of the week they found the stone rolled away, but when they entered, they did not find the body of the Lord Jesus, but the floor looked immaculate. Jesus swept.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  3. Lordy, lordy, look who's crushing 40s on his 40th and entering into the 4th dimenson. It's me. Happy sad fucking 40th birthday to me.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  4. And thus Noah stepped forth from the ark and spake, “Mount Ararat? I hardly know her!”

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  5. Doctor, doctor! My menses, my menses!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. Dewey Decimal? Yes please!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. Helen Keller flew a plane once, which you don't allow unless you sorta want her to crash

    By StopEatingBees,
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  8. My main criticism of the centaur is this: why can't they kiss when they make love?

    By StopEatingBees,
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  9. I'm better than Hitler but I don't know how to prove it

    By StopEatingBees,
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  10. When you’re done at that ATM machine, please RSVP to take the SAT test as ASAP as possible.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  11. It’s a tale told by your cousin Darryl, full of boring elaborations, signifying why he’s still single, am I right?

    By TheGhostofWilliamShakespeare,
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  12. They call me the immortal bard, but guys, I’m dead!

    By TheGhostofWilliamShakespeare,
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  13. Bros before hoes, but poetry before prose if you’re being apropos.

    By TheGhostofWilliamShakespeare,
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  14. And thusly the lad pulled the SWORD from the STONE! ...an’ then he put his widdle fingie in dere.

    By slowestjogger,
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  15. Dermatologists are FREAKS! One look at my abscess & they're all like "Gooble-gobble, gooble-gobble, tons of pus, tons of pus!"

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  16. Blow me like you know me.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  17. Jesus was a carpenter. So was Karen. And they both died from Anorexia.

    By BrotherRabbit,
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  18. What’s that, Lassie? A little girl fell down a well? She made a videotape that kills you in seven days? Seems a little farfetched, Lassie.

    By Realrubegoldberg,
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  19. HOW MANY MARIJUANAS DID YOU TAKE?!

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  20. If I ever saw Eddie Vedder on the streets, I would repeatedly refer to him as “Daughter”, until he told me not to.

    By BrotherRabbit,
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  21. Shake that thoing thoing for comedy boing boing

    By Nihaobeaches,
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  22. Kill me with kindness, then bury my carcass raw, baby!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  23. Thanks to inflation, an ounce of prevention is only worth about an ounce of cure. So, go nuts.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  24. With sharts like these, who needs enemas?!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  25. Kiss the cook, then sauté the sommelier!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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