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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Do you think Egon ever walked in on Ray Stantz with his dick in the containment unit after the ghostjob?

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  2. I got a feelin' *Woooohooooo* that tonight's gonna be partly cloudy, high of 75, and a 50% chance of precipitation. Fergie, Apl De Ap, back to you.

    By SevenDollarsWorthofHoobastank,
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  3. Despite what the label said, I found that taffy to be completely humorless.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  4. Last night I dreamt I ate a giant marshmallow, and when I awoke...

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  5. The cat's in the cradle and by the looks of it he's suffocated the baby.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  6. My Jewish bat just turned 13 so we threw him a Little-girl Mitzvah.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  7. Meanwhile, somewhere in the deep south, someone calling himself "Dan Whitney the Shitty Comedian" fixes people's cable.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  8. Legend tells us of a podcast so wondrous, it brought joy to whosoever happened upon it. But enough about that. Here's Comedy etc etc.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  9. And when you come across the man named Witchita Stan, tell him I stashed his 50 grand in that Burger King trash can.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  10. If you can't handle the truth, go grope a lie instead

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  11. I hate to be a wet blanket but I am a sentient blanket who fell in a lake...

    By JordanMaywood,
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  12. If you are deciding which to fuck don't confuse your Flubber with your Flowbee.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  13. If you do not speak English the word "indescribable" becomes indescribable.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  14. At clown college to they have an award for class serious person!?

    By JordanMaywood,
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  15. Keep your arm curls! I curl up with a good book!

    By JordanMaywood,
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  16. Hammer?! I hardly sow her!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  17. Welcome to whose line is it anyway?! The show where everything is made up and the only points that matter are the ones that got my drivers license

    By BonjaminJehnson,   
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  18. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, the show that's one hundred percent catchphrases!

    By BonjaminJehnson,   
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  19. Nowhere Man, please listen. Can you hear Ringo pissing? It's like a horse.

    By Shampoodler,
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  20. You had me at mandatory handjobs.

    By Shampoodler,
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  21. I became lucid in a dream, but I got bored, so I went to bed

    By BonjaminJehnson,   
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  22. the alt right be like putting the imp in impotent rage, mon

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  23. You can’t teach an old dog new tricks—but you can’t teach a dead dog ANY tricks. So please stop teaching that dog how to swallow a sword.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down, of the big lake they call gitchee gitchee gitchee goo peekaboo I see you, tiny human!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. Hammer? I barely nail her!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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