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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I am thinking of opening a Starbucks staffed entirely by former Vine stars.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  2. Security! Can you get in here I am trying to start the show but there's a purple penguin on my seat! AGAIN!

    By JordanMaywood,
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  3. Geoff Charachter Oaties is like the frogger clone babies of Ceti Alpha Six !

    By JordanMaywood,
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  4. In Mexico, are corn mazes called maize mazes?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. energetic antelope fizzing thru my rifle's scope why dont you stand a while in hope that I'm some kind of hunting dope?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. Wax my bikini line, mama. On the morrow we set sail for the olde country.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  7. When push comes to shove, shove pushes back. Meet detective Joe Shove - AkA Johnny push doctor.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  8. You can't judge a book by it's cover, but you SHOULD judge your girlfriend's mother. Step-daddy step-likey.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  9. Pig skin is so gross and they just toss it around to each other. Ew. I’m so over this.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  10. Don't sing "Venus in Furs" when you mean "Venus Implies"

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  11. nong story short: hey man

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. Seeing is believing, and believe it or not, I can't see a thing. I was born blind, if you can believe it.

    By dhxlive,
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  13. I am the Rolex, I speak for your wrist. I speak for your wrist, for your wrist has no tongue. And I'm telling you sir, that you're stepping in dung.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  14. Shame me once, shame on you. Shame me twice... That's a shame!!!

    By TrevorBrowneTboneTdawgTman,
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  15. Breaking bread, break the mold, but keep that mold away from my bread.

    By dhxlive,
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  16. millennys bruise

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  17. One fish, two fish, I never learned how to count higher than two

    By BenKaras,   
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  18. Can I get a McPick Two? Oh, and can I get a dick pic too? Bah-doo-bop-bah-bah, I'M LOVING IT!

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  19. According to the NSA, ET is DTF on CBS and PCP

    By BonjaminJehnson,   
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  20. Come hither and slither into the nether regions of the ether demons, ka pish?

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  21. Two in the pink, dirty dishes in the sink.

    By Frenchfries,
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  22. Elon, meet Egon: instead of carnival barking other peoples inventions he produces photon disrupting lasers then traps & stores the spirits of the dead

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  23. I understand that you’re just pulling my leg but you could have just asked if I was an amputee.

    By DaveSheir,
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  24. Hopefully the hit to my dick didn’t cause any long term damage... Knock on wood.

    By DaveSheir,
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  25. My cat started to hump my pillow recently. I guess he’s okay with sloppy seconds.

    By DaveSheir,
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