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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Be sure to rinse your fingers with Prince Finger's Finger Rinse to prevent lingering fingerprints from beleaguering the late singer Prince.

    By Schnickpot,
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  2. I now pronounce you "yow."

    By Schnickpot,
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  3. Curiosity killed the cat, but my mom told me it's also why my dad takes so many trips with Gary from the gym.

    By BrojaminAJokester,
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  4. Well it’s one for the money, two for the show, three for kissing, and four for pretending to care about your fucking cat, Janet.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. The Kimmy Schmidt writers are sending me encoded messages again: “I don’t know what’s hotter, you or that pan of hot corn.”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. I think so, Brain, but if the Pope didn't have wings, wouldn’t he bump his ass a’ hoppin’?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. 1,2 Buckle my shoe, 3,4 Close the door, 5,6 Pick up sticks, 7,8 Lay them straight, 9, 10... I have life-crippling OCD

    By DeadBeef,
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  8. Don't be such a pussy, bath salts are rad.

    By J.D. Dogg,
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  9. A few hundred years ago you could burn a witch, but you couldn't burn a CD, but anybody could burn a calorie or two and I think that's mighty fine

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  10. My dog keeps telling me I'm crazy, but I'll really show him when I prove that I've never owned a dog

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  11. "Looks like another unexpected journey to the men's room," thought a sweaty Colostomy Baggins.

    By Shampoodler,
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  12. You think your shit don't stink? Well, you're right. Congratulations, you're Miss Stinkless Shit 2017.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  13. I've lost my grip on realty. I'll never win a Diamond Dealmaker now.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  14. When in doodoo, roam as the doodoo roams.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  15. Larry Bird her? I Airly Jordan her!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. Actually, I Only Seem Independent. I'm Sorry...You're SEMEN DEPENDENT?!

    By yrpalfootefoote,
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  17. Hey Buddy! My Tits Are Down Here!

    By yrpalfootefoote,
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  18. I can't trust his shoes without trust tissues to help my trust issues.

    By Captain Floyd,
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  19. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, where everything sucks and there are no points.

    By shit-goddamn,
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  20. I think so Brain, but if we beef the corn, how will we make reubens?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. when i does be doobiedoin' me catchphrasin' i does be de doobiedoin' it like this: *does this catchphrase*

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  22. I ask parking attendants the same question I ask all of my anonymous online hookups: can you validate me?

    By Character_wheaties,
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  23. These pants are made for shuckin’ / And that’s just what they’ll do / One of these days these pants are gonna shuck all over you

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. You don't need fancy sports memorabilia when your mother's womb is still yours man cave!

    By Character_wheaties,
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  25. Amputees are just as scared of you as you are of their weird little stumps that you can't stop staring at

    By yodellingwalrus,
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