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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The Cure on a bureau in chiaroscuro, the Eagles on seagulls in sleek Buick Regals, Lorde untoward in a 32 Ford, us nonplussed on a bus.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  2. Chuck Berry is up there somewhere looking down on us, and we just wish he'd stop

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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  3. Brawndo: It's what plants crave, but what have they ever done to deserve anything?

    By GangsterJawa,
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  4. Get to the chopper: Big Bopper; for t'is better than the plane: Bill Graham

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  5. Four Score and Seven Whores Ago, My Dad Met My Mommy

    By Sketchy Nonsense,   
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  6. Some days are better than others, other days are Wayne Federman covers.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  7. How many socks would a musk ox hock if a musk ox could hock socks?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. I’ve told you once and I’m not going to tell you again that I’ve already told you once once.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. Once upon a time there were four little rabbits, and their names were Flopsy, Mopsy, Cottontail, and the Bartholomew the Sneaky Corn Thief.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. Today is the perfect day to build a time machine so you can prevent yourself from joking about the movie "I, Robot" next Christmas.

    By Robert_Yune,
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  11. Sometimes trying just isn't enough... Only then should one employ a berate of buffoonery.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  12. I'm glad that nice gentleman alerted me that my barn door was open. Otherwise someone might have run off with my new tractor.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  13. If your happy and you know it, gonorrhea your hands!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  14. My favorite Disney princess is Esther, the grizzled old cleaning woman I found chained up backstage on the Pirates of the Caribbean ride.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  15. These glasses make your butt look big.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  16. Milk does a body good, buy hydrofluoric acid will begin dissolving skin, muscle, and bone almost immediately upon contact.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  17. With friends like these, who needs enemas? Severely constipated people with impacted bowels, that's who!

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  18. If you love corn and you know it shake your ears / If you love corn and you know it shake your ears / If you love corn and you know it then your turds

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. First I was afraid I was petrified, then I realized I was just ossified and stuck in a dead-end gig as a David S. Pumpkins backup dancer.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. If by 'street cred' you mean pockets full of gummy barracudas, then yeah, I got tons.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  21. Frodo and a GoPro in a dojo toe-to-toe with that mofo Modo, throwin' blows at his foes that's when the hobo mojo shows.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  22. I'm just spitballing here but what about an old-timey Romanian Blacula? Also, sorry about all those spitballs.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  23. If I've told you once I've told you a million times, I don't understand the difference between very small and very large numbers.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  24. Human Centipede? More like P.U.-man centipede because it stinks! Probably! I've neither seen nor smelled it.

    By Queef Urban,
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  25. It may look easy but eating sandwiches and watermelon slices outside on a blanket is no picnic.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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