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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Thanks for signing that non-disclosure agreement and welcome to Comedy Bang Bus!

    By TheGaryJonez,   
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  2. I don't know how you structure your day, John, but contrastive focus reduplication is what I work to DO-do every morning and evening on the toilet.

    By waitingfortheflood,
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  3. How much wood would chuck berry chuck if chuck berry could chuck wood. RIP

    By Luna(tick),
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  4. Meet the Press and Face the Nation, talky on the telly is the new sensation!

    By smitty,
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  5. I'm a little teapot short and stout and How Dare You shame me for it?! Im proud of my figure and I know I'm beautiful on the inside, where the tea is.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  6. She was no Warrior Princess but she sure could dribble fruit punch out of her mouth. Such was the life of Juicy Jawless.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  7. Get the new R.L. Stine Home Bar. You won't have Goosebumps when the brew pumps into your Registered, Limited-edition Stein.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  8. We now return to the sequel, "The Return of Max Dugan Returns"

    By Crummy Scrimmage,
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  9. Of all the two-way mirrors in all the world, you had to squat over mine.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  10. uninhibited inhabitants hitherto in pyjama pants harangue a gang of dingdongs

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. Described as a combination of peanut butter loaded into a chocolate cup chewed and lead through the digestive track

    By electricdeanmachine,
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  12. I woke up to find my farm has been turned into a track for a baby cow boxcar track. Now that's what I call a Bovinewood Derby.

    By electricdeanmachine,
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  13. We're sorry sir, but the surgery failed to remove the what what from your butt.

    By Shampoodler,
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  14. Step on a crack, break your momma's back. Smoke some crack, break your momma's heart.

    By Pure Guava,
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  15. Sticks and stones may break my bones, no wait, they most definitely do, you can stop now, hypothesis proved.

    By Pure Guava,
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  16. Last night, I saw a UFO in the forest. I took down my trousers and mooned it, which was a bad idea, since UFO stands for Uniformed FBI Officer.

    By Robert_Yune,
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  17. Roses are red violets are blue, grab em by the pussy, when you're a star you can do anything you want to.

    By Cappy,
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  18. My own mama accused me of murder. I cried and I cried and I cried, but that don't mean I'm gonna stop holdin' her hair while she pukes. My knees are s

    By Guest Dead Body,   
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  19. You can lead a horse to water but you can only watch em sink

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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  20. Would you rather hear this catchphrase? OR, all animals hate you, and they can kickbox.

    By Robert_Yune,
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  21. Chiggidy check yourself before you Shrek yourself. Big green ogres are bad for your healf.

    By Robert_Yune,
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  22. I've attached the sensors to the monkey. He's attached the sensors to me. We're both anxiously waiting for the president's orders.

    By Robert_Yune,
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  23. I was in the right place, but I must have punched the wrong mime.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  24. My question for John lennon is this: Her??

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  25. "Wolf cannon" is the name of my band, my lifestyle, my wolf cannon, and my religion.

    By Robert_Yune,
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