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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I sure hope life ISN'T a highway. The last thing I need is more sweaty workmen covering me with tar.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  2. Accidentally labelling your wife's undergarment with your mother's name? Now that's what I call a Freudian Slip!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  3. I now pronounce thee the.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  4. She looked like Boris Karloff in yoga pants.

    By Mike Trout Mask Replica,
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  5. Ironically, I'm a deaf leopard and also the drummer for a band called "one armed man".

    By Mike Trout Mask Replica,
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  6. I put my hand on her heart and told her that’s why I call this my treasure chest. I'm your host, Smooth Auckerator.

    By Justa Punn,
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  7. I arrange words in a choreographed succession, covered in sweat and set to music. I’m a dancer at a script club.

    By Justa Punn,
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  8. I be handin out praises for writing those phrases

    By Justa Punn,
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  9. Just a sensible dinner and a shake for dessert, are my two favorite 90’s R&B songs

    By Justa Punn,
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  10. I wrote you books, I wrote you songs. I wrote you poems, I wrote you psalms. Been writing about you a lot nowadays. I even wrote you in a catchphrase.

    By Justa Punn,
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  11. Stop filling your pockets with miniature Englands, we have a dentist to thank!

    By Schnickpot,
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  12. I've been trying to work my way through the TV show "Dark Angel" since 2000, Completing the series has become a real Jessica Albatross around my neck.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  13. Batman and Superman are easy to defeat! For the successful super villain will only rob on Martha Street.

    By Justa Punn,
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  14. Coming soon to Comedy Central "Can we please get Ben Stein's money back, times are tough"

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  15. I wear mainly Hawaiian shirts, they're just plain t-shirts but I got big chunks of ham and pineapple all over 'em.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  16. This summer, Kevin Bacon, Fiona Apple & Carrot Top, featuring Meatloaf, Jerry Rice & John Candy, & introducing Darryl Strawberry as Professor Plum.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  17. One if by land, two if by Mennen

    By Put me in coach,
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  18. They don't call me Doctor Leroy Funkmeister the Third for nothing. Or at all, for that matter.

    By Put me in coach,
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  19. A bird in the hand is worth whatever the free market dictates, you socialist commies!

    By Put me in coach,
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  20. I've seen Earth, Wind and Fire, and I've seen Rainman.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  21. There once was a man from Savanaheim / Whose ear hairs were so long he could rope a li’l dogie with ‘em / He said with guffaw / As he pinched off a lo

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. The Herbie reaction from the Furby faction ended with PeeWee in traction.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. Jason, are you pondering what I’m pondering? I think so Scott, but how will we eat corn with prolapsed esophagi?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. Tupac too swole to play the role of Nat King Cole, far too dead too.

    By Shampoodler,
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  25. Usually not a fan of franchise reboots, but the New Testament really nailed it.

    By Shampoodler,
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