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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I like to sew. Sorry no I mean I like to sue. So settle in for a long night of settling out of court. No Matlocks allowed.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  2. This episode peaks at the catchphrase.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  3. Welcome to my home these are my cats Michael Dogless and William Katt. Believe it or not, he’s choking on hair.

    By Justa Punn,
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  4. “Bagel in a taxi on fifth avenue” from the album “The Billy Joel Lost Recordings” by Weird Al Yankovic is your CBB album joke of the day.

    By Justa Punn,
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  5. There's nothing wrong with a little whale replacement.

    By Schnickpot,
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  6. Holy Monday, Easter Tuesday, Sandwich Wednesday, Marble Thursday, Cable Friday, Baby Saturday, Knuckle Sunday?!

    By Schnickpot,
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  7. I just read the book "Of Mice and Men," but to be honest, I don't think mice wrote any of it.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  8. You say public fountain, I say walk-in bidet.

    By Shampoodler,
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  9. Holy shit I can see, what'd you put on my eyes? Some Holy shit. OMG! Please my friends call me Christ.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  10. There's nothing wrong with messing everything up out of sheer incompetence and then lying about it!

    By Schnickpot,
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  11. Starting a Kickstarter to start shit with a shit starter named Nick Carter, no relation.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  12. Grinches get pinches

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  13. Those untamed, long-necked waterbirds tricked me into performing a fruitless search. I guess you could say they are a couple of real assholes

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  14. Don't be afraid of that dog-computer, its megabark is worse than its megabite.

    By Schnickpot,
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  15. you know that blockbuster cockthruster who rocks just up the block from Spock's rusty crop-duster?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. A sneaking, meekly-rationed suspiration of impatient vapors sauntered sulking through the drafty hall long after all had left.

    By Schnickpot,
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  17. Those fucking cows are starting beef again.

    By Shampoodler,
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  18. Palindrome her? Reh wonk yldrah I!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. G-g-g-g-ghost. H-h-h-h-host. S-s-s-s-snake. C-c-c-c-corn. P-p-p-p-plugs. This has been the Comedy Bang Bang vocal warm up show.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. King Nong swings long and bangs wrong gong—details at 10 on HEY9 News.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. Comedy Bing Crosby: This time with more minutes of soulful crooning than you can shake a Rhythm Boy at and still have a White Christmas

    By dog_in_space,
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  22. I'll try to keep this brief: the People of the United States v. Comedy Bang Bang

    By dog_in_space,
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  23. And I was like come at me dog, and he was all bark bark woof, so I said oh so it's like that? then he shook his tail & I scratched his ears, the end.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  24. Anything you can do I can do with greater efficiency and a higher rate of effectiveness. (Yes I can!)

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  25. How much is that doggy in the window? He's not for sale. And who goes up to people's homes asking to buy their pets anyway?!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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