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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. There are soft dicks, and there are small dicks. And then there are soft, small dicks. And after that, all bets are off - because, mister, you are now

    By LMNOPeehole,   
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  2. You can't buy happiness, but you sure can rent hookers for awhile

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  3. Nothing runs like a deer except for an antelope which is a smaller faster deer. What was I saying?

    By ChuckWilkis,
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  4. First we get Windows 10, and now nuclear war with North Korea. First world problems, amirite?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  5. hey, we talk real good in your ear now

    By T.W.Bond,
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  6. The rude scabs flaking off my butt cheeks tend to overshadow the nice smells coming out of my shit chute.

    By LMNOPeehole,
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  7. Peter Piper a récolté 16 pintes de poivrons décapés

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  8. B-U-N-G-H-O-L-E and Bunghole was his name-hole

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. This podcast is dedicated to the man with no eyes, for him this is everything, what a guy.

    By danlove,   
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  10. If you like chicken noodle scoop, stick your hand in a tub of orange goop, and rub it down til ya poop.

    By danlove,   
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  11. Most pot dispensaries come highly recommended.

    By Justa Punn,
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  12. Every woman wants a man in the streets and two cheeks in the pleats

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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  13. I was startled as they gargles on my garbled, carnal sparkle marbles.

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  14. Don't tell anyone but I think that American Girl doll has the hots for me

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  15. kiss this cyst, Miss: lest Liszt hiss his diss-mist midst his bliss orifice

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. Good Vs evil, dark Vs light, comedy bang bang Vs mediocrity ... All hail mediocrity

    By Bigsmak,
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  17. Butt holes, donut holes, dick holes, pussy holes. Hey! We're all the same.

    By Snot_Hockerman,
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  18. What is this world coming to? I'm still a boring ol' missionary guy but I can't speak for everyone.

    By drewxblood,
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  19. Stinky twinkes sausage links and a slinky were all found at the crime scene of the blue-tailed lizard.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  20. I scratched the dogs back for hours before realizing it was my grandmother’s corpse

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  21. I'm not saying she's a gold digger, she's more a foreman for the mining operation than an actual on-site prospector.

    By Pure Guava,
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  22. *uses nice silent hipster emoji as submission*

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  23. I've had enough of this shit! Can I get my check, and a shit-bag to go?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. On today’s Comedy Twang Twang, it’s super-nervous country music legend Conway Twitchy!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. Wompless for far too long, ring-coveter and considerer-in-totality Robert Smeagol cowers in the corner of his moist cave, softly humming his jamz

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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