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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. idea: smoke a massive bowl of chewing gum

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  2. Brought to you by Kenny Rogers Roasters, the premier service to hire comedians that only tell Kenny Rogers jokes.

    By Justa Punn,
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  3. John Krasinski, Steve Carrell and Bryan Cranston star in the Mighty Mifflin Dunder Morphlin Power Rangers! Coming this summer. That’s what she said.

    By Justa Punn,
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  4. Stinky fingers caressed the boys frail ribcage as he licked the tiny hole beneath the couch. “Mom” he said, don’t forget to heat up dinner!”

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  5. I’d totally take you out for chicken tenders, but I’m not fit to wear Fred Barry’s trademark suspenders.

    By Justa Punn,
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  6. “Be kind, rewind” sounds like a catchphrase from a What’s Happening rip-off when the titular Rewind says something mean to his younger sister Toots.

    By Justa Punn,
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  7. Any burrito is a breakfast burrito if you eat it in the morning.

    By Justa Punn,
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  8. We had joy,we had fun,we had seasons in the sun,which was crazy because the sun is really hot & we definitely should NOT have lasted that long

    By Pure Guava,
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  9. Left side. Strong side. It’s up to you to find the best way inside me.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  10. Cash preferred but trash accepted because another man’s treasure and whatnot.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. En route to shoot her he used a super computer to sooth n suture his future tutor and ensure that beaut your rootin'll be cool with pootin'

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. Un-womped jamz are almost as tragic as corn-less catchphrases.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. Ira Glass can kiss my ass—he sold me third-class cornflax grass.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. My narcissistic art assistant's smarter mistress' farts are listless

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  15. loose lips sink ships. However, a nice set of tight lips will create a sturdy hull for any sea journey you may wish to embark on

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  16. There's only one choice for the voice that makes you moist

    By Justa Punn,
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  17. When in doubt, always remember...

    By Ticholas,
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  18. The podcast where horsedrawn carriages are a thing of the past.

    By danlove,   
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  19. Huey Lewis cover bands are nothing but fake News.

    By Justa Punn,
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  20. Remember that show “Caroline in The City”? Whatever happened to remembering shows?

    By PJ_Hawkiss,
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  21. When I became a man, I put away my childish things. I stuffed them all under my bed right before my mom got home.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  22. Womp Rat and Womp it Up. Rey and Marina del Rey. Listler and Jar Jar. Coincidence? I think not.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. I've heard of show stoppers, but show starters?!

    By J.R.,
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  24. Don’t throw your baby out with the bathwater unless, of course, your baby is a serial murderer.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  25. needs to feel the heat of the beat when the concrete sheep move their feet to the heat of the beat, the beat on the street

    By KrangkaDelic,
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