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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza. Round and hot or square and not. Pizza Pizza Pizza Pizza. Pizza.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  2. Gilligan's Island!? More like the Howell's Island! Down with the 28.571429% !?

    By JordanMaywood,
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  3. "It's nice to be nice to the nice" said Frank Burns in the hit television show M asterisk A asterisk S asterisk H asterisk

    By JordanMaywood,
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  4. Hey is that pedophile also a nun? Cause sex offend her!

    By MUMFORD AND PUNS,
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  5. My favorite feature on a woman is her cheek bones, and yes I do mean a pointy butt.

    By Justa Punn,
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  6. I'd rather not bother to buffer the leather in the Duffer Brothers' Dodge Avenger.

    By Mason Jantzoukas,
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  7. Play that funky chicken white DJ.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  8. I've got spurs that jingle-jangle-jingle. I've also got some sort of speech discorder

    By savagemutt,
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  9. nothin' gets em wetter than enunciation an' a sweater

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  10. You guys see Gerry from 'Gerry & The Pacemakers' is cool now?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. Psychic... Powerless... Another Man's Sac

    By DonnyTrump'sDad,
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  12. Who’s on first? Cornbread Jones. The end.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. Knock knock. Who’s there? Kangaroo Randy the Rodeo Clam. Kangaroo Randy who? The Rodeo Clam. Pay attention. And open the damn door.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. Scott, I double dog dare you to eat corn on the cob on air. Come on, do it. That’s right. Oh man, that’s it. Chomp it, Auckie boy, yesss.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. Pat the participant was also the recipient of the omnipotent patent at the padded room pageant

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  16. Cancer isn't funny, but it does kill on a consistent basis.

    By Eddie Money's Mom,
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  17. Do I have the Hooch? No. Let's write a song about it to find out!

    By Eddie Money's Mom,
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  18. Shitbag fuck hoop badger whore pissy fit coke wank incorporated.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  19. Am I supposed to write welcome to Comedy Bang Bang after this catchphrase? Just in case "Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang".

    By Rewriteoshaw,
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  20. A man in Connecticut teaches mannequin ettiquette, so when Anakin's hand is hit, gotta get him a medic kit.

    By Electromancer,
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  21. The stakes are high for that extremely tall vampire.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  22. "Your guess is as good as mine" said one clone to the other, multiple times daily, for the rest of their lives.

    By Pure Guava,
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  23. under the boardwalk thunderous whores bawk at some beggars bored talk

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  24. My favorite emotion is faking devotion to save Billy Ocean from bathing in lotion

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  25. Am I supposed to write welcome to Comedy Bang Bang after this catchphrase? Just in case "Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang".

    By Rewriteoshaw,
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