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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Welcome to Colfax’s Corn Cob Pipe Emporium, where we don’t sell seashells and we’re nowhere near the seashore.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. What is your purpose? To pass the ovuliferous inflorescences of transgenic maize. And the butter. You’re welcome.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. There are only 3 guarantees in life. Death, taxes, and liking the way you look in a Men's Warehouse suit.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  4. Look doctor, let's get one thing straight: my son's grotesquely curved spine.

    By Shampoodler,
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  5. …and lo Heston said to the doorman at the 1989 grammy awards: let Nia Peeples go!

    By Justa Punn,
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  6. Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know because of my severe sewer rat allergy.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  7. #ThatIsNotWhatIMeantAtAll

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cornbread.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. Easy guys—I put my pants on one leg at a time, just like you. Except once my pants are on, I write fabulous corn-themed catchphrases.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. Smoove C here, baby. Let me be the first to assure you that among all bangin’ ladies I hold you in the highest regard, and that with the stimulating l

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. You don't have to dance for that dirty old man anymore.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  12. After telling the ebony gentleman at the door his services weren't requested, I remembered I might have misspelled "blackmail" in my recent wishlist.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  13. Jason, you have to stay. Yeah, Mr. Waterfalls, we need you. You belong here with us. I implore you - Don't go Jason Waterfalls.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  14. Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's wife for me.

    By MichaelMcAnally,
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  15. Does anyone know where I can get a copy of the latest Crash Test Dummies album?

    By MichaelMcAnally,
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  16. What'choo talkin' 'bout, Willis? D'oh. How you doin'? Yadda Yadda Yadda. Heeeeere's Scotty!

    By MichaelMcAnally,
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  17. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, thank you to Shampoodler for that catchphrase submission.

    By MichaelMcAnally,
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  18. Open the door, get on the floor, everybody go see that new movie with Pauly Shore

    By MichaelMcAnally,
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  19. Shaft only shakes hands with his mom because he's a bad motherhugger.

    By Shampoodler,
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  20. I don't want to be that guy, but it's actually Wankenstein's Monster. You can tell by all the monster cum everywhere.

    By Shampoodler,
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  21. I can scat better than just about anybody and my jazz vocal improvisations are pretty good too.

    By Mozzarella Fitzgerald,
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  22. As the late, great Rob Zombie once said, "Rage in the cage and piss upon the stage. Only one sure way to bring the giant down."

    By MichaelMcAnally,
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  23. Fuck you, asshole!

    By Smozi,
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  24. This week's show is brought to you by the 2018 Fyre Fest. Set your expectations to stunned and underwhelmed.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  25. This summer, make sure to practice safe BBQing by frequenting my new restaurant "Ribs For Your Pleasure".

    By Mozzarella Fitzgerald,
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