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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. When god closes a door, he shits on my chest

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  2. the stuff of nongsense stuffs stiffs with tufts of tough toffs titties

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  3. Sitting on the dock of the bay, wasting time, drinking wine, planning crimes!

    By Bigsmak,
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  4. I prefer The Fabulous 4. It's Time to Clobber!

    By JordanMaywood,
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  5. Ice Cream Cakes are so popular they actually sell like hot cakes...

    By JordanMaywood,
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  6. I found a book so good at teaching speed reading that I could put it down and quickly.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  7. only a bitch that's lit can split Hitler's clit you piece of shit

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. me and my kraken be straight up cold mackin'

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  9. Groot is a fun character

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  10. Mister Magorium's Emporium proved to be no match for Miss Magupermarket's Supermarket.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  11. CBB fun fact: The Kennedy Space Center was originally just an empty warehouse President Kennedy would go when he wanted to be alone.

    By Justa Punn,
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  12. Yes, Police? Please help, my neighbor just finished locking himself in my basement for 3 weeks that stupid bitch

    By NicholasSchleder,
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  13. Sure I'm LGBT, I Love Getting Bait and Tackle... Also I'm gay.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  14. Michael, Diane and Alex P. You've got to be Keaton me, buster!

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  15. A pen! A teller! Is this a bank or Las Vegas magic show? Also put all the money in the fucking bag or I'll blow your goddamn head off!

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  16. My hobbies include skiing, needlepoint, and eating pork rinds while sitting naked on the high school bleachers.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  17. Aquaman is a fun character

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  18. A long long time ago, in a place not very far from here, a person once did a thing. Don't forget that!

    By Bigsmak,
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  19. If the proof is in the pudding, then let's dig in and see how the sausage is made. I didn't build this glass house for nothin'!

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  20. Let me not to the marriage of butter and corn admit impediments—and also corn is not corn without salt.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. Of all the average bands in the world, the Eagles are the averagest. Welcome to the Hotel Mediocre.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. I’ve been listening to Future Islands all day, and I’ve been wondering—do islands in the future have corn? If not, I’m fine right here in the present.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. My girl got butt, my butt got girl. Butt, please give my girl back

    By slorgis_peggy,
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  24. moms put the ow in gout. pops put the pow in pout. bro put the sour in kraut cos sissy put the wow in trout.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  25. Baby got back. Yes, back indeed. Back to her roots, finding herself right back where she began. She also has a great ass.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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