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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. After an embarrassing series of miscommunications, I finally sent my mom the Dick Van Dyke pics she asked for

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  2. They can put a copy of 'Man on the Moon' on the moon but they can't come up with a good non-sequitur to complete a catchphrase?

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  3. Life isn't about finding your socks. Life is about creating your socks.

    By Schnickpot,
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  4. Whip that dick out. I need to practice so I'm ready to put condoms on all my bananas.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  5. Why yes, my twin peeks, but we're conjoined so it's kind of hard for him not to.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  6. You misunderstood my son, He said "Heaven is for Eels" So unless you're an elongated fish, Keep Out!

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  7. The worst part of my mail-order bride? She can't cook and didn't come with a return envelope. Hey!

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  8. Geometry? I guess It's time to shape up!

    By dhxlive,
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  9. Hey Ref, zebras texted. they want their shirts back. They couldn't call, no vocal chords.

    By dhxlive,
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  10. Ring around the rosey, pockets full of posies. Ashes is hit from behind by a steel chair as the king of the ring falls down!

    By dhxlive,
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  11. a fight? alright, someones trying to smite! for this might be the best night to start wearing ladies tights!

    By Bigsmak,
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  12. Where have all the boy cows gone?

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  13. Good afternoon, I'm from the United States Thong Census, is this a good time for you to let me see it?

    By Shampoodler,
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  14. Have you seen my baseball? Seriously I need my fucking baseball.

    By TheOriginalTimeCop,
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  15. Omg, JASH is still a thing?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  16. butt love in butt love out

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  17. Tear open the package carefully. Do not use fingernails, teeth, scissors or anything that can damage the scumbag........

    By TheRealUnreal,
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  18. If laughter is the best medicine why do hyenas only live about 12 years or so!?

    By JordanMaywood,
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  19. Hawaiian Frankenstein's Monster was chased by tiki torch wielding villagers.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  20. When bridge salesmen get fired they can burn their bridges by burning bridges.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  21. 'what rhymes with marijuana?' inquired a soon-to-be lucrative Manu Chau of the docile prostitute in 1998

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  22. whackiness: the worst defense mechanism since the self-harming ballista.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 487 views

  23. I smurfed all over her boobs, then I jizzed right on her smurfs.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 487 views

  24. whats so super bout a star?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 390 views

  25. popo be creepy so dont go to sleepy

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 423 views
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