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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Inhale oxygen and exhale carbon dioxide or face the death penalty

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 370 views

  2. Good day, shopkeep! I’ll take a dash of haber, a ream of butts, and all the corn you’ve got.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 328 views

  3. Teach a man to squish, and and he’ll make moist sounds of wet chewing until Scott gets uncomfortable and creeps out of the room.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 295 views

  4. You say pee-can, she says pee-kahn, I say pee-corn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 366 views

  5. Cigarettes may cause cancer, but at least they don't leave the fucking fridge door open Janet

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 377 views

  6. Just because I identify as a toilet doesn't mean I have to take your shit.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 385 views

  7. the King's the thing wherein i'll catchphrase the nong science of 'play'

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 463 views

  8. Cooing and the rustle of feathers. This is what it sounds like when doves cry.

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 457 views

  9. I heard that mens rights activists are allergic to most nuts but not almonds

    By tears in the typing pool,
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    • 560 views

  10. A Bible under his paw, he swore to uphold the law. How did he pass the bar? Who knows, its D.A. Dog.

    By Dash Paradise,
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    • 245 views

  11. I enjoy crab cakes but prefer octo pie.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 295 views

  12. Typical Hollywood, the guy that played Dredd can't get more work because his name is too Urban

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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    • 433 views

  13. Ok night ladies and germs. (Noone send that line to Scott Aukerman pls)

    By DanielSwinney,
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    • 534 views

  14. One potato, two potato, three potato, four. Five potato, six potato, seven potato, Mo Rocca.

    By Dash Paradise,
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    • 269 views

  15. My choir days are over

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 449 views

  16. He's played Willy Loman, and Buster Hymen. Ladies and Gentlemen, here's Dustin Diamond.

    By slowestjogger,
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    • 579 views

  17. It's not how you look, it's not how you feel. I just don't think she wants, to go out with you, eel.

    By slowestjogger,
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    • 460 views

  18. Because sometimes you're the de-veiner, and sometimes you're the shrimp.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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    • 310 views

  19. ala-kah-SHAM: magic's a scam.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 413 views

  20. Butt Seriously is the worst porn name ever.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 471 views

  21. Hi, I’m Knob Slobbernam, and I’ve got my red shirt AND my brown pants, so let’s do this!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 397 views

  22. I’ve got a fever associated with noise-induced hearing loss—and the only prescription is less cowbell.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 400 views

  23. I’m literally balls deep in this McDonalds play pen.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 437 views

  24. He told me the treasure, "is inside of you". But I'm getting impatient, so far it's all poo.

    By slowestjogger,
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    • 491 views

  25. Don’t write for your audience. Write for your audience’s audience. And by that, I mean their cats.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 299 views
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