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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If you smell what the cock is shtupin'

    By dalbear,
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  2. Reese's cups and Reese's pieces, just don't feed me Reese's feces.

    By Eat_My_Shorts_Aukerman,
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  3. Every cloud has a silver lining, but it's too high up for easy mining.

    By BrojaminAJokester,
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  4. There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so big he had trouble finding jeans that fit properly.

    By BrandonMLytle,
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  5. Yeah, I'm a wolf in sheep's clothing. Like my American Indian friends, I'm a wolf who uses all parts of animals I kill. Check out my rabbit hat!

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  6. Donald Duck trumps Donald Trump but Donald Trump's trucks trumps Donald Duck's

    By SirDaffodilMeatballs,
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  7. I recently went on a date with a personal trainer, surprisingly we didn't work out.

    By Aliasgenius,
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  8. Bepob gum drops Rocksteady's rhino humps but don't forget the shredder is much better wetter.

    By GENTREED,
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  9. The meds must be kicking in, because I don't understand thevoblex anymore

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  10. You aren't the reason your mother and I are getting divorced but your sister is.

    By KAys4Days,
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  11. That's me in the corner, aggressively asking Michael Stipe to sign my man-tits.

    By Shampoodler,
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  12. Tragedy equals Comedy plus Bang plus Bang.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. I've forgotten my password!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. Maize-flavoured Capri Sun? ‘Tis a corn-summation devoutly to be wished.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. New Pick-Up Line

    By OldManandtheSeesCandies,
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  16. How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a Scotsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot in the Caribbean by Providence (CONT)

    By Pure Guava,
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  17. Dads and Grads are mad that Chad's ads for plaid pads for lads are clad with tads of Brad's sad nads.

    By Pure Guava,
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  18. Long story short, that was the last time I agreed to drive Porno Steve to the airport.

    By Shampoodler,
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  19. There once was a man from Nantucket; make no assumptions, however, he goes by Samantha

    By Steezo Beezy,
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  20. One, two, skip to my Lou. she's missing and I find skipping the optimal way to find her. I'm Sherlock Holmes.

    By The Lonely Astronaut,
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  21. A toast! To three, four, five, six, seven, eight. Who do we appreciate? Goooooo Red Sox!

    By TheTalon,
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  22. One for the money, two for the show, three to evict your pet, now go cat go!

    By ThirdBorracho,
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  23. Renegade freelance robot works from home. DOES NOT COMMUTE!! DOES NOT COMMUTE!!

    By SideofMcG,
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  24. I'm ready for my close up Mister Magnifying Glass.

    By SideofMcG,
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  25. Holy Crime-Solving Domestic Animals - this is a weird religion Batman.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 284 views
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